Comments | pooroldjefflee: Open letter to Merlins Cafe

pooroldjefflee

Open letter to Merlins Cafe

Sep 12, 2003 14:51

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anonymous September 12 2003, 11:37:17 UTC

Heheheh I wish I still had a copy of the letter that Lex Mortis wrote to Microsoft :D You'd laugh your ass off.

Bluey

anonymous September 12 2003, 15:12:47 UTC

Found it!

Here you go:

Dear n00b,

A big problem has occured, namely: Microsoft webresponse is totally incomplete

and untrained. The only replies you give are "Format C: and reinstall", seeing as

I have not completed my study degree yet I would like to apply for a job.

I am fluent in "Format c:" in almost all languages. I am also willing, just like

everyone else in your department, to sell my soul to the devil. Furthermore, my

timeschedule is abominably bad, thusly I will also take about 10 days to tell

people to "Format C:".

If you have any questions you can always mail me.

Yours in resentment,
Lex mortis

Ps. Thanks for nothing.

pooroldjefflee September 12 2003, 23:03:52 UTC

Haha! Nice one!

I hand delivered my letter to the manager at Merlins and they just gave me a strange look. I'm not sure I should buy food from there anymore.