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[poorrosencrantz]

I think the best part about being single is that I can eat all the pickled eggs I want.

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[tanhuan]

And the best part about that realization is that I'm not there to 'enjoy' it.

[chocokat1989]

The best part about being single is knowing that you aren't dating someone with the looks or personality of a pickled egg. Or the smell.

[greenwind]

The best part of being single for me is the fact that I can go into sleazy movie theaters and nobody cares.

[random_penname]

Personally, I think the best part of being single is all the semi-protected sex with multiple partners.