It just needs a good title.
Oh yeah, I wanted to write down this dumb idea I had. B and I were talking about Sean Bean and how his characters inevitably get killed in all his movies, which tend to be grim affairs in general. So I wrote a summary for a Happy Movie For Sean Bean:
Bean stars as a hairdresser with social anxiety. Although he is a very talented stylist, he gets too stressed out with the demands of working with people every day. He freaks out and quits, but finds himself miserable with nothing to do. He obsessively grooms his pet dog. Then, when he's out walking the dog one day, a struggling dog breeder notices the immaculate animal and breathlessly asks Bean where he goes to get his dog styled. When Bean says he grooms the dog himself, the breeder immediately hires him to work on some promising show dogs. Bean finds that styling the dogs is extremely soothing, as he can employ his fabulous skills but not have to deal with human clients. Bean's subjects rapidly ascend in the world of professional dog shows, and despite their underdog (haha) status, they take everyone by surprise and win the ultimate championship. The movie ends with Bean surrounded by joyful puppies and bouquets of flowers and confetti. Everyone goes out for ice cream over the end title credits.
Bean stars as a hairdresser with social anxiety. Although he is a very talented stylist, he gets too stressed out with the demands of working with people every day. He freaks out and quits, but finds himself miserable with nothing to do. He obsessively grooms his pet dog. Then, when he's out walking the dog one day, a struggling dog breeder notices the immaculate animal and breathlessly asks Bean where he goes to get his dog styled. When Bean says he grooms the dog himself, the breeder immediately hires him to work on some promising show dogs. Bean finds that styling the dogs is extremely soothing, as he can employ his fabulous skills but not have to deal with human clients. Bean's subjects rapidly ascend in the world of professional dog shows, and despite their underdog (haha) status, they take everyone by surprise and win the ultimate championship. The movie ends with Bean surrounded by joyful puppies and bouquets of flowers and confetti. Everyone goes out for ice cream over the end title credits.