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alas, the time has come.
harmonoid: how's it going?
freekychild5: good
freekychild5: i'm filling up on coke zero.
freekychild5: which apparently means that there's nothing in it.
freekychild5: so i'm just sucking air out of a can.
harmonoid: that sounds awesome
freekychild5: you'd think
freekychild5: but my lungs hurt.
freekychild5: whassap wit joo?
harmonoid: eating some chocolate pretzels
harmonoid: YAY mealpoints
freekychild5: hahaha
freekychild5: are you winning?
freekychild5: the more points you get,
freekychild5: the bettter!!!
freekychild5: it's like basketball or any non-golf sport for that matter.
freekychild5: go for the goal! of....obesity??
harmonoid: I am sooo winning if the goal is obesity
freekychild5: haha
Sarizzle Me: good thiu=inking
Sarizzle Me: *thinking
freekychild5: i like that spell check.
freekychild5: welcome aboard.
freekychild5: .......the ss..........s.........s....................s is for spelling.........ship.................ss........sos.....spaghettios...........mmmm..... yea, get on the boat.
Sarizzle Me: that is exactly what I was thinking
freekychild5: you know. because civil war is cool.
mega megann: ya it keeps people on their toes
freekychild5: oh hell yea
freekychild5: like a fox
zulie2388: heh that should be fun
freekychild5: you bet your jewish ass
mega megann: yeah but there are a lot of people working at target
freekychild5: right.
freekychild5: so you had to tell alll of em.
mega megann: i don't even know everyone after a month and a half
freekychild5: haha oh ok
mega megann: no just the people i knew
freekychild5: that's actually better
freekychild5: because
freekychild5: that's like
freekychild5: send cards out
freekychild5: emails
freekychild5: "hey did the robertsons get the notice?"
freekychild5: "yea, but i still gotta send one out to keith and cheryl."
freekychild5: "oh yea, of course."
mega megann: lol
freekychild5: "god, and this going away party... lord."
freekychild5: "yea, i know, but dont worry, the reservations at the Palm can still be taken out if you wanna go upscale."
freekychild5: "wait, what's more upscale than the Palm?"
freekychild5: "well, you know, I hear The Ciagalo is getting rave reviews..."
freekychild5: "The Ciagolo? who reviewed that, Joan Rivers? No, Palm is fine. Just gotta figure out what to wear."
freekychild5: "Yea, and we still need to figure out whether we include almond candies or cherry liqueurs in the seat card gift bags!"
freekychild5: "ohhhhh my gooood, you're right!"
freekychild5: see what kinda ordeal that turns into?
freekychild5: thank god i worked at domino's.
Pearljammer22: how gay of you
Pearljammer22: ... to exist!
Pearljammer22: oh!
Pearljammer22: hoh!
Pearljammer22: O pooned!
Pearljammer22: oh poon!
Pearljammer22: pwn*
Pearljammer22: sry
Pearljammer22: sry
freekychild5: hahahahah
harmonoid: I weigh 400 pounds
harmonoid: I stopped walking
harmonoid: I use a scooter
freekychild5: haha
harmonoid: from the "scooterstore"
freekychild5: the pavement just cracks
freekychild5: as he rides
freekychild5: oh i love those commercials.
DylanJC: the scooter bends and sparks on the concrete
harmonoid: most of my flab drags on the ground behind me
DylanJC: hahahaha
harmonoid: putting out the flames
harmonoid: from the sparks
harmonoid: it's win-win
(for those of you who have seen i, robot...)
Desiloo10788: what kinda car?
freekychild5: 97 volvo
freekychild5: it's got nice feel behind the pedal, zips around
Desiloo10788: haha sturdy
freekychild5: quite.
freekychild5: and red
freekychild5: when i was working at domino's over the summer
freekychild5: one of the coworkers (they were all gangtinos) said "dude you look like a pornstar foo."
freekychild5: because i drove a red car.
Desiloo10788: haha
Desiloo10788: that sounds logical to me.
Desiloo10788: they were only putting two and two together
freekychild5: oh yea
freekychild5: i was all like "your logic is undeniable"
freekychild5: then i stuck nanites in his brain.
Desiloo10788: i can see that
freekychild5: you know what i think one of us has to do
freekychild5: before winter break ends
xStikIt 2 DaManx: nope
freekychild5: ok.
freekychild5: glad we settled that.
DylanJC: I have the perfect present for her
freekychild5: can of peas?
DylanJC: you just wrap your fist in wrapping paper
freekychild5: hahaha
DylanJC: "I got you something"
freekychild5: and when she opens it
freekychild5: "hold still."
DylanJC: "Ruslan....thats your fist wrapped in WHADOUCHE!!!"
DylanJC: she doesnt say "wadouche"
freekychild5: whadouche is the best sound effect ever.
DylanJC: actually you just punch her with the other fist
DylanJC: the unwrapped one
freekychild5: ah, the ol' "wrapped decoy sucker-punch-a-bitch maneuver."
freekychild5: good call.
DylanJC: hahah
DylanJC: let me recite a song to you
DylanJC: Doesnt matter what your friends tell you
DylanJC: Doest matter.....I dont know the rest
freekychild5: haha
DylanJC: but yeah
freekychild5: thanks.
DylanJC: "diddling pooter" has to be the best phrase ever
harmonoid: how's it going?
freekychild5: good
freekychild5: i'm filling up on coke zero.
freekychild5: which apparently means that there's nothing in it.
freekychild5: so i'm just sucking air out of a can.
harmonoid: that sounds awesome
freekychild5: you'd think
freekychild5: but my lungs hurt.
freekychild5: whassap wit joo?
harmonoid: eating some chocolate pretzels
harmonoid: YAY mealpoints
freekychild5: hahaha
freekychild5: are you winning?
freekychild5: the more points you get,
freekychild5: the bettter!!!
freekychild5: it's like basketball or any non-golf sport for that matter.
freekychild5: go for the goal! of....obesity??
harmonoid: I am sooo winning if the goal is obesity
freekychild5: haha
Sarizzle Me: good thiu=inking
Sarizzle Me: *thinking
freekychild5: i like that spell check.
freekychild5: welcome aboard.
freekychild5: .......the ss..........s.........s....................s is for spelling.........ship.................ss........sos.....spaghettios...........mmmm..... yea, get on the boat.
Sarizzle Me: that is exactly what I was thinking
freekychild5: you know. because civil war is cool.
mega megann: ya it keeps people on their toes
freekychild5: oh hell yea
freekychild5: like a fox
zulie2388: heh that should be fun
freekychild5: you bet your jewish ass
mega megann: yeah but there are a lot of people working at target
freekychild5: right.
freekychild5: so you had to tell alll of em.
mega megann: i don't even know everyone after a month and a half
freekychild5: haha oh ok
mega megann: no just the people i knew
freekychild5: that's actually better
freekychild5: because
freekychild5: that's like
freekychild5: send cards out
freekychild5: emails
freekychild5: "hey did the robertsons get the notice?"
freekychild5: "yea, but i still gotta send one out to keith and cheryl."
freekychild5: "oh yea, of course."
mega megann: lol
freekychild5: "god, and this going away party... lord."
freekychild5: "yea, i know, but dont worry, the reservations at the Palm can still be taken out if you wanna go upscale."
freekychild5: "wait, what's more upscale than the Palm?"
freekychild5: "well, you know, I hear The Ciagalo is getting rave reviews..."
freekychild5: "The Ciagolo? who reviewed that, Joan Rivers? No, Palm is fine. Just gotta figure out what to wear."
freekychild5: "Yea, and we still need to figure out whether we include almond candies or cherry liqueurs in the seat card gift bags!"
freekychild5: "ohhhhh my gooood, you're right!"
freekychild5: see what kinda ordeal that turns into?
freekychild5: thank god i worked at domino's.
Pearljammer22: how gay of you
Pearljammer22: ... to exist!
Pearljammer22: oh!
Pearljammer22: hoh!
Pearljammer22: O pooned!
Pearljammer22: oh poon!
Pearljammer22: pwn*
Pearljammer22: sry
Pearljammer22: sry
freekychild5: hahahahah
harmonoid: I weigh 400 pounds
harmonoid: I stopped walking
harmonoid: I use a scooter
freekychild5: haha
harmonoid: from the "scooterstore"
freekychild5: the pavement just cracks
freekychild5: as he rides
freekychild5: oh i love those commercials.
DylanJC: the scooter bends and sparks on the concrete
harmonoid: most of my flab drags on the ground behind me
DylanJC: hahahaha
harmonoid: putting out the flames
harmonoid: from the sparks
harmonoid: it's win-win
(for those of you who have seen i, robot...)
Desiloo10788: what kinda car?
freekychild5: 97 volvo
freekychild5: it's got nice feel behind the pedal, zips around
Desiloo10788: haha sturdy
freekychild5: quite.
freekychild5: and red
freekychild5: when i was working at domino's over the summer
freekychild5: one of the coworkers (they were all gangtinos) said "dude you look like a pornstar foo."
freekychild5: because i drove a red car.
Desiloo10788: haha
Desiloo10788: that sounds logical to me.
Desiloo10788: they were only putting two and two together
freekychild5: oh yea
freekychild5: i was all like "your logic is undeniable"
freekychild5: then i stuck nanites in his brain.
Desiloo10788: i can see that
freekychild5: you know what i think one of us has to do
freekychild5: before winter break ends
xStikIt 2 DaManx: nope
freekychild5: ok.
freekychild5: glad we settled that.
DylanJC: I have the perfect present for her
freekychild5: can of peas?
DylanJC: you just wrap your fist in wrapping paper
freekychild5: hahaha
DylanJC: "I got you something"
freekychild5: and when she opens it
freekychild5: "hold still."
DylanJC: "Ruslan....thats your fist wrapped in WHADOUCHE!!!"
DylanJC: she doesnt say "wadouche"
freekychild5: whadouche is the best sound effect ever.
DylanJC: actually you just punch her with the other fist
DylanJC: the unwrapped one
freekychild5: ah, the ol' "wrapped decoy sucker-punch-a-bitch maneuver."
freekychild5: good call.
DylanJC: hahah
DylanJC: let me recite a song to you
DylanJC: Doesnt matter what your friends tell you
DylanJC: Doest matter.....I dont know the rest
freekychild5: haha
DylanJC: but yeah
freekychild5: thanks.
DylanJC: "diddling pooter" has to be the best phrase ever