Ow

[pootlus]

At the time of the month when it feels like someone is punching you in the uterus, childbirth actually seems like a valid curative.

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[ghyste]

*pats*

[pootlus]

Thanks :)

I decided on lots of chocolate in the end rather than getting knocked up - much cheaper and less legal issues.

[ghyste]

Probably wise :)

[sying]

Plus, nine months without that particular pain. *pat pat*

[sying]

P.S. Speaking of blood and children (kind of), have you seen this? :D

[pootlus]

Haha.

I did think it would be this (the creepy robotic groaning is actually the sound from this).

Because nothing puts you off childbirth like a (albeit bloodless) plastic baby emerging from a plastic whatsit to the sound of a robot mouth making vowel sounds.

I'm thinking, though, that someone should have put the video to Also Sprach Zarathustra instead.

[sying]

Jesus. That's just freaky! I think my expression got stuck on horrified for a good few minutes there.

Ha, I think that's a brilliant idea. I just played them both with the robot sound off and Also Sprach Zarathustra on and while the timing is a bit off it's more amusing than creepy this way (except for the forceps because that will never be fun to see).

(what's up with me hitting 'post new comment' rather than 'reply to this' 9 out of 10 times. sheesh)