The Palin Pals!!!

[pootrootbeer]

Track is good at sports! Some folk say he is a terrific athlete!
Bristol loves horseback riding, although some people think she's a priss!
Trig is the math wiz who doesn't let his disability slow him down!
Piper loves music and Willow is way into ecology!

Together they solve crimes... and maybe even learn a thing or two about themselves!

Comments

[auntiesiannan]

THOSE ARE NOT NAMES

THOSE ARE NOUNS

[auntiesiannan]

Also...BRISTOL IS A REAL TURD. But sometimes she shows a softer side!

[thebedespeaks]

I won't watch unless they combine into a giant robot with a laser sword.

[bixxy]

Something tells me that not only are these names those odious, twee names so many dopes are giving their kids, but they may also be uniquely "Alaskan" names. I mean, Track?

Also, it took a while for it to sink in that "Bristol" is a girl and not a boy. I saw a picture, which set me straight, and also cracked me up. I'm assuming Bristol is the oldest girl. And um...

"Bristol" is Cockney rhyming slang for breast. And Bristol Palin kinda has big bristols. I hope the kids in Alaska aren't up on their Cockney rhyming slang.

[pootrootbeer]

As it turns out, horses apparently aren't the only things she enjoys riding.

[bixxy]

Uh huh. I am beyond mortified for the poor dumb thing.

[eyelid]

omfg. those are really her kids' NAMES?