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1) Copy this list into your blog or journal, including these instructions.
2) Bold all the items you’ve eaten.
3) Cross out any items that you would never consider eating.
4) Italicize ones you haven't eaten but WANT TO TRY
5) Leave the ones you haven't tried, but are indifferent about
1. Venison
2. Nettle tea
3. Huevos rancheros
4. Steak tartare
5. Crocodile
6. Black pudding
7. Cheese fondue
8. Carp
9. Borscht
10. Baba ghanoush
11. Calamari
12. Pho - I am told they don't do it justice in NYC.
13. PB&J sandwich
14. Aloo gobi
15. Hot dog from a street cart
16. Epoisses
17. Black truffle
18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes
19. Steamed pork buns
20. Pistachio ice cream
21. Heirloom tomatoes
22. Fresh wild berries - Had them growing in the backyard for a while when I was a child.
23. Foie gras
24. Rice and beans
25. Brawn, or head cheese
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper - Advice: don't buy things at the Foodmart International if you don't know what they are and you cannot read the sign.
27. Dulce de leche
28. Oysters
29. Baklava
30. Bagna cauda - If the real thing won't do the trick, I better make up something quick.
31. Wasabi peas
32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl
33. Salted lassi - mango or GTFO.
34. Sauerkraut
35. Root beer float
36. Cognac with a fat cigar - have had brandy with a skinny cigar, would explore further.
37. Clotted cream tea
38. Vodka jelly - like, jello shots, right? Yeah.
39. Gumbo
40. Oxtail
41. Curried goat
42. Whole insects - must go back to the Oaxacan restaurant when they are NOT out of grasshoppers to top the guisacaca with.
43. Phaal - phail. Aggressive capsaicin burn doesn't do it for me.
44. Goat’s milk
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more - I meant to treat myself to a high-quality 30-year single malt for my 30th birthday. That was eighteen months ago.
46. Fugu - maybe? Sake Bar Decibel had a 'blowfish skin' item on the menu, and it made my mouth tingly. Or maybe it was the amount of sake I drank.
47. Chicken tikka masala
48. Eel
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut
50. Sea urchin - worth splurging for the good shit, or having someone splurge on it for you.
51. Prickly pear - not impressed.
52. Umeboshi - I don't like the kinds prepared with licorice (or "liquovice", according to the label)
53. Abalone
54. Paneer
55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal
56. Spaetzle
57. Dirty gin martini - I had not ordered it dirty, but the bartender was not what you might call 'skilled'.
58. Beer above 8% ABV
59. Poutine - and I have true patriot love for 'Disco Fries', the Jersey diner staple variation.
60. Carob chips - haven't had them in decades, but sometimes I crave them. Where can I find them?
61. S’mores
62. Sweetbreads
63. Kaolin - clay? What?
64. Currywurst - Rolf Babiel is my hookup.
65. Durian - tastes like rotten mango. Useful primarily as a weapon.
66. Frogs' legs
67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake
68. Haggis
69. Fried plantain - with garlic aioli, please.
70. Chitterlings, or andouillette - Even in SAN QUENTIM I never seen nobody eat a RAW CHITLIN'! De muthafucker be CRAZY!
71. Gazpacho
72. Caviar and blini
73. Louche absinthe
74. Gjetost, or brunost - gjes please.
75. Roadkill - streets are filthy. And even if I knew the meat was fresh because I myself I had run it over, I'd feel too sad to retrieve the carcass.
76. Baijiu - BAIJIU BIG BATTEL! I think this was the stuff that we set on fire on Ben's countertop that one time. You would have, too, rather than drink it.
77. Hostess Fruit Pie
78. Snail
79. Lapsang souchong - just had a cup last night. Of course, it was Twinings, which is to souchong what Seagram's 7 is to whiskey, so I'd like to find a superior version to try.
80. Bellini
81. Tom yum
82. Eggs Benedict
83. Pocky
84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant.
85. Kobe beef
86. Hare
87. Goulash - you can't pop goulash!
88. Flowers
89. Horse
90. Criollo chocolate
91. Spam
92. Soft shell crab
93. Rose harissa
94. Catfish
95. Mole poblano
96. Bagel and lox
97. Lobster Thermidor - why would you ruin a perfectly good lobster with ingredients that aren't drawn butter?
98. Polenta
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee
100. Snake
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