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"Is it time for my mush?"
Well, it was one year ago today
Outside the bar, a girl was in my way
But I got to know her real well since
And she gives me lots of cause for yay
So let me ponder for a few
On what that evening would portend
cricketnyc, my great girlfriend!
Iiiiiii...
Looooooove...
YooOoOoOuUuUuU!!!
Happy meet-iversary, babe. -
One step closer to dipping my balls in it
It looks like The State really is coming to DVD sometime soon. David Wain let slip in this interview promoting the upcoming film "The Ten" that MTV is working on a DVD release of the sketch comedy series. Oh, and the movie sounds like it's going to be pretty good too ( Read more... ) -
war king
Good loard, I haven't updated my LJ in over a month ( Read more... ) -
sidekicked to the curb
My T-Mobile Sidekick shut itself down on Sunday night when the battery charge ran out. I could not get it to wake up again -- until just now, when I found a wib site explaining how to jam a paperclip into it to reset it ( Read more... ) -
bad dad
My baby boy sat down on a glue trap :( :( :( -
I can count to 100
Can someone explain to me why the charts and tables at CNN.com all show zero seats held by independents in the Senate, even though Tarrant Sanders in Vermont and Lieberman in Connecticut both won their races sans party affiliation?
I mean, the maps show the corresponding shades of brown and yellow for them. So where are they? -
Bazooka Joe is funnier
Joke found on a Laffy Taffy wrapper by me, just now:
WHY IS THE BAKER SO MEAN?
BECAUSE HE BEATS THE BREAD.
Explain the joke. Please. -
grarg
Honestly now. Did my team lead need to go out on paternity leave, leaving me to cover for him, on the Very Same Day that a new contractor came onboard the team and needed to be set up and trained? Also and I have a tight deadline that I need to meet for tomorrow ( Read more... ) -
The Decadely Show
The latest Onion Dot Com brand email-newsletter is advertising an upcoming concert celebrating ten years of "The Daily Show ( Read more... )