You found me in the street on the night i lost my head

[pop_noir]

Last night was my most undignified night ever.

I am never drinking before going out again - i really can't take it.

Let me list the humiliating things i did

- Asked 'fit barmaid' [or who i though was fit barmaid] what her name was - it was Rachael.
- Felt all of my female friends bottoms - a lot

Comments

[chimpage]

You seem like the kind of person I want to get drunk with.

[pop_noir]

Haha, i do most of that stuff when i've drank about 4 shots less than i did but the throwing up part makes me regret it more, especially when it was self induced i just though that if i got rid of all the vodka my head would stop spinning!
It's not the best logic i've ever used :P

[chimpage]

Puking is a part of drinking a lot!

And a cup of tea afterwards is always good.

[ricicle]

fit barmaid is called rachael? cool, i thought you said she had a weird name..

i saw the other 'fit barmaid' (the one who sam liked) today but she looked a bit mannish..

[pop_noir]

I don't actually know who fit barmaid is - the one i call fit barmaidis the one i've always thought was the coolest. I have no idea who your fit barmaid is

[ricicle]

"I have no idea who your fit barmaid is"

...the one who i showed you when you asked who fit barmaid was.. who i talked to about chris clark when you were at the bar with me that time..

also, the "fit" one.. heh