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[popcornlasers]

Chadwick's having a blast. He gets to see Near and Yzak's kid, go to the festival on Wednesday, and I'm nearly finished with the little keyboard thing I've been working on so he can get online whenever he wants. Little guy's practically bouncing off the walls, I swear. He even found his way into Mello's chocolate earlier. Shh, I don't think he

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[prongsykins]

I could hook you up with some freakishly realistic fake animals, if you like.

They'll move, too.

[popcornlasers]

Oh wicked. How much? What kinds? Can they hiss?

[prongsykins]

What do you mean, how much? that sort of prank is ridiculously easy, magic-wise, and is on the house.

Of course they can hiss.

[popcornlasers]

Oh wow, seriously? What can you all spell? Anything?

Oh ace.

[sexy_and_skorty]

You're going to the festival as well? Oh goody.

[petit_shinigami]

.....oh hell no.

[sexy_and_skorty]

What?

[petit_shinigami]

You're going to the festival?

[sexta_espada]

...more mpreg babies?

[popcornlasers]

Just the one that I know about. You work for that Aizen guy, right? How're his twins coming along?

[sexta_espada]

Yeah, apparently.

He had them last week.

[popcornlasers]

Heard you tried to run away last week.

[petit_shinigami]

ajsdhajksdhkjashd Chadwick's coming TOO? cnjaksdjkhakhdkhadjh

YUKATA. You definitely have to wear it. ♥

As if I'm so much better, but all right. It'll be fun. :D

Renji's back in Karakura though. So you might have to wait until I punch the living hell out of the asshole.

[popcornlasers]

Of course! He loves funnel cake. And he's always wanted to see fireworks in person; the TV just doesn't do them justice.

But I don't like it, and I don't have any. Can't I just wear jeans? D:

I'll swing by your place after I visit Near's kid. Chad can wait in the car if he'll really bother you THAT much.

Renji? Who's he? What'd he do?

[petit_shinigami]

ajsd kajskldj alksjd l jasdl ja isd ladsj and to see Near's BABY?

NO. We can go Yukata shopping tomorrow! I've decided we're going to hang out tomorrow. You get no say in this.

I'm going with you to visit Near's baby, Matt. Or that's what Yzak-san told me. To come at the same time. ndckjanskjdnakjndjkahd will he crawl all over the apartment? D:

Childhood friend. He's a bastard and I never want to talk to him again. Punch him for me if you see him, okay? ♥

[popcornlasers]

Yeah. What's wrong with that? He's never seen a baby before.

...Do I have to buy you lunch too? I don't want something expensive, Rukia, I look weird in Japanese clothing. I'd do better in jeans.

Oh, sure, I can pick you up beforehand. And he doesn't have to. He'll stay if I ask him to. Or maybe you should. Nicely. He thinks you don't like him.

Why, what'd he do? Is he a shinigami too?

[friendofgon]

What are you planning to do with the fake animals?

[popcornlasers]

Absolutely nothing. :3

[friendofgon]

Whatever it is, I'm sure I approve.

[popcornlasers]

Excellent.