Blessed freedom at last!

[popcornlasers]

Matt finished his specialized keyboard for me this morning, and left me with a laptop so that I might test it out. We went to see his white-haired friend's little hairless baby earlier today. It wiggled a lot and made a great deal of noise. Interesting enough. Right now I believe Matt's off shopping for yukata with his shinigami friend in Japan.

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[pjsofjustice]

Hello once again, Chadwick.

[popcornlasers]

Hello...Near, is it? How is your tiny human spawn baby?

[pjsofjustice]

Yes, that is my name. :> He is quite well; he fell asleep a little while ago.

[popcornlasers]

Ah, that sounds much more pleasant than listening to the sounds he made while awake.

[petit_shinigami]

HOW CAN COCKROACHES TYPE??? AREN'T THEY TINY????

OY! SHINIGAMI FRIEND? IS THAT NEE-SAN?

IS "MATT" THE DEMON SPAWN??!?!?!??!?!

[bananas_an]

They hurl themselves at the keys, natch!

[petit_shinigami]

THAT WOULD HURT A LOT!!!

Who are you????

[bananas_an]

You never heard of Archie and Mehitable? Anyway, I don't think it hurts cockroaches. Nothing hurts them!

I'm Tachibana An. You can call me An-chan. Everyone does. You're, um, Kon, right?

[devilsball]

Chadwick.

[popcornlasers]

Hello, Mello. Would you be a dear and fetch me something to sip on?

[devilsball]

What? No! Maybe I'll get ya some pesticide with a lemon on the side for eating my chocolate.

[popcornlasers]

Very well then. In return for your kindness, I'll leave a small present on your side of the bed tonight. A few small presents.

[loyalfukutaicho]

Oh, so you're the cockroach Matt-san talks about. Hello.

[popcornlasers]

He speaks of me, really? What has he told you? I must admit, I'm rather curious.

[loyalfukutaicho]

Well, he just talked about you in his last entry. He says you were really excited about the special keyboard, and seeing Near-san and Yzak-san's baby.

[popcornlasers]

Oh yes. Well the keyboard is rather nice, but the small human child thing was nothing special. Rather frail-looking, in my opinion.

[bananas_an]

...

You're a giant cockroach?

[popcornlasers]

I am. Hello, little homosapien female.

[bananas_an]

Um...how giant?

[popcornlasers]

About as big as this fellow here, actually, perhaps a little bigger.