what do you all think of referring to my (our) apartment as the Babe Lair?

ps- i had to look up if that is, in fact, how you spell lair. it is. i was right. and then it turned out i spelled referring wrong.

in minutes joe's mom will be picking us up to go have christmas dinner at his sister's house in the suburbs. i hope i don't shit my pants.
his hands are shaking, so he made me wrap all of the presents.

i got a package from amazon today. was not expecting it because i'd already gotten presents from mom and dad. it was from mom and it had the M criterion and two cds of this band the national. it's all stuff off of my wish list but i don't know how the fuck she picked the national. it was one of those things that i only put on there to remember for ( Read more... )

peapod woke me up this morning. he was tall and blond and irish and he put the groceries in the kitchen. it was nice, but i didn't know how much to tip him or if he would get suspicious that i signed the paper Jeremy Gordon ( Read more... )

( don't say i didn't warn you )

you really should see a list of the last couple of things i have googled.

among them:

-home shopping network "marie osmond"
-cuba gooding jr. "gay boat"
-"Paul Rudd" windsor knot

the list goes on but those are the cream, i think.

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i got into a heated debate last night, with the guy who told joe i was crazy like a firecracker, about larry clark and diane arbus. what is strange about it is that i still think i am right, i still think i made the better case. i am not embarrassed about it. i don't talk about serious things when i am drinking because usually i am mortified the ( Read more... )

i keep buying silly little accessories for my new mac stuff.

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