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[popdoctor]

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As a New York resident, I GUESS I can laugh with Patrick Ewing now. But if you told me I would enjoy this man's company back in '94 when I believed the Dream Shake was a move stolen from the heavens, I wouldn't have believed you. Whatever, it's a funny commercial.

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[tupperware]

The Dream Shake is stolen from the heavens

[popdoctor]

But what if Ditka did the Dream Shake?
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You know, even as a joke, it hurts me to type that.

[snatchpie]

I always thought Patrick Ewing looked like a gorilla. Like seriously. There was a gorilla the Houston zoo that looked EXACTLY like him back in the early 90s.