YOUR RESULTS You may be afflicted with a demon known as ALKALA Alkala is known as the demon of gross indulgence and lust. He preys on the weak of spirit and those who would too easily give into their desires - some traits of this demon can include drinking too much, drug, sex, gambling or other addictions. Signs: A person possessed by Alkala will have skin that feels hot to the touch, but lips that are ice cold, and may speak in ancient Aramaic.
Ancient Aramaic. Huh. So... a Jewish kid doing his/her bar/bat mitzvah shows one of the signs of possession by ALKALA.
YOUR RESULTS You may be afflicted with a demon known as MIITAKK Miitakk is the demon of complacence and slothfulness - many initially afflicted with this demon stop making an effort in any aspect of their lives. Without exorcism or care of any kind those possessed by Miitakk will suffer from bedsores, atrophy of the limbs and other ailments of the immobile. Signs: often those possessed by Miitakk take on a nearly catatonic state, and it is difficult to get them to respond. However, if the afflicted is prodded too much, they can suddenly become violent. Touching cool water causes those possessed by this demon to feel a burning sensation.
Bob Larson is still my favorite fundie-undie con man.
TBN just hasn't been the same since he got his ass booted off (and he probably only stayed on there as long as he did 'cause he was best buddies with Paul and Jan Crouch).
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You may be afflicted with a demon known as ALKALA
Alkala is known as the demon of gross indulgence and lust. He preys on the weak of spirit and those who would too easily give into their desires - some traits of this demon can include drinking too much, drug, sex, gambling or other addictions. Signs: A person possessed by Alkala will have skin that feels hot to the touch, but lips that are ice cold, and may speak in ancient Aramaic.
Ancient Aramaic. Huh. So... a Jewish kid doing his/her bar/bat mitzvah shows one of the signs of possession by ALKALA.
Good to know.
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You may be afflicted with a demon known as MIITAKK
Miitakk is the demon of complacence and slothfulness - many initially afflicted with this demon stop making an effort in any aspect of their lives. Without exorcism or care of any kind those possessed by Miitakk will suffer from bedsores, atrophy of the limbs and other ailments of the immobile. Signs: often those possessed by Miitakk take on a nearly catatonic state, and it is difficult to get them to respond. However, if the afflicted is prodded too much, they can suddenly become violent. Touching cool water causes those possessed by this demon to feel a burning sensation.
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Guinea Worm?
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This is hilarious.
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TBN just hasn't been the same since he got his ass booted off (and he probably only stayed on there as long as he did 'cause he was best buddies with Paul and Jan Crouch).
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