Saturday mornings are for sleeping in, not waking up at 6 am being prodded. Actually, I enjoy it quite a lot but can't shake the feeling that its not quite right ( Read more... )

"There are three men in my office, and one of them is trying to kill me."

So far, I give it 7/10. Depending on who did it will decide my final decision.

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin ( Read more... )

It's not really that suprising that the amount of interesting stuff happening over here totals "0". After all, this little pacifist country tucked away in the south pacific isn't brimming with wars and other similar things likely to bring attention to our shiny shores and blue rivers ( Read more... )

mmm.. Saturday morning. Its overcast and my boy is out doing work stuff. I'm finished cleaning.. vacuumed the house, did the dishes, washing, tidied everything and now I'm a bored and horny housewife. sheesh.. the things we do for love ( Read more... )

The shock wore off pretty quickly. after all, its not like its right outside my bedroom window. One thing I have been shown is that there is no level people wont lower themselves to in the face of a possible world crisis. Jokes, rumours and humourous pictures. .. And they call themselves the greatest nation on earth ( Read more... )

they fell over.. thats it

grumble. want to go back to bed. warm. sleep.

Its fairly quiet at work today, not too many issues, not too many orders. But I'm still looking forward to getting home! Might try to have an early night tonight.. I need it. I'm achey, sleepy girl ( Read more... )

I've got a niggly eye today.. kind of like having a headache in my eye ( Read more... )