My life will be complete when I see someone wearing a beard net.

May 14, 2004 15:37

Dead cicadas surrounding my car + irrational fear of dead bugs = me standing in front of my car looking stupid and trying to figure out how to get in without peeing in my skirt ( Read more... )

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guns_in_summer May 14 2004, 13:01:52 UTC
Awww... don't be afraid of the cicadas! They're my friends. One was named Mr. Blanky and another was Lucious the Second.

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You know... anonymous May 14 2004, 13:41:14 UTC
Geez, way to not make me feel bad. It's not my fault that mine own mother has a fear of mosh pits. I also love and adore Jay-Z... it's the Roc... lol

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orangebroccoli May 14 2004, 14:10:08 UTC
I'm afraid I don't understand. Why are you afraid of dead bugs? They're the ones that can't do anything to you!

Bring your cocktail umbrella on Monday. I'm buying more this weekened to give out to other people so we can be like a giant cocktail-umbrella club.

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