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[poppler]

Oh my dear sweet Lord. Billy West is going to be at the Baltimore comic con this weekened. If I have ever been more excited than I am right now, I don't remember it. Too bad I don't know anyone here who cares about, or who has ever heard of, Billy West. It really is too bad. Also, too bad it's an hour drive from my house and I won't be allowed to

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[foudini]

ask him to say, "zoiby want balloon!" have fun!

[poppler]

If I get to see him (and I BETTER), I will do that. thanks!

[fryman_3000]

I really, truly, wish I had Billy West's vocal cords. You know, installed in my throat, instead of mine. Though that's not to say I wouldn't mind having them stored in some jar under my bed either.

Anyway, the point is - imagine the fun you could have with them! I'd chat to morons on the phone for ages who try and sell me stuff... as Zoidberg!
'Yeees, yes that sounds faaabulous!'
'The important thing is I'm talking to new people'
'Zoidberg the crafty consumer!'
'Ok, goodbye then why not'
'And Remember, you still have Zoidberg.. You ALL still have Zoidberg!'

[poppler]

Haha. Wow, you're right- that does sound fun. And I'm willing to bet Mr. Zoidberg wouldn't be getting any more of those calls again, ever. And as the telemarketer tries to end the conversation, they hear the desparate cry 'No, don't hang up!'

You know, because of the miserable loneliness.

Hmm... this vocal-cords-in-jar thing sounds kind of appealing...