She Had Eyes Bright Enough to Burn Me.
I got a haircut.
The Three Littls Pigs madlib. By Rob Allen, Kelly (Cammy) Whaling, and Amber Gokey via telephone.
Once upon a time, there were three little pigs who decided to build themselves houses. The first pig was bijizzlesnap, and he built his house out of arm penii. The second pig worked very gayishly and built a house out of Jews. But the third pig was Jewish! He built his house out of dradles and kool-aid. Then one day a big wolf came laong. When he saw the first pig's house, he buttfucked and he sexed until he blew it down. Then he blew down the second pig's Cammy. But no matter how hard he sucked, he couldn't blow down the third pig's Rob.
Moral: Once the pillows come home to roost, it's too late to whitewash the walls.
The Three Littls Pigs madlib. By Rob Allen, Kelly (Cammy) Whaling, and Amber Gokey via telephone.
Once upon a time, there were three little pigs who decided to build themselves houses. The first pig was bijizzlesnap, and he built his house out of arm penii. The second pig worked very gayishly and built a house out of Jews. But the third pig was Jewish! He built his house out of dradles and kool-aid. Then one day a big wolf came laong. When he saw the first pig's house, he buttfucked and he sexed until he blew it down. Then he blew down the second pig's Cammy. But no matter how hard he sucked, he couldn't blow down the third pig's Rob.
Moral: Once the pillows come home to roost, it's too late to whitewash the walls.