So I don't have any big news like Blink, mainly because I'm pretty sure my parents knew that I wasn't exactly straight like from birth. Oh! I'm starting art school soon. That's news.
Damn right. I've got a sexy, sexy nose.
I refuse to acknowledge that anyone could be called dorkier than Specs.
As funny as it is imagining Davey as a metalhead, this is fairly accurate. Skitty, put down the eyeliner. No goth for you.