downward spiral, false sense of superiority

[poq]

Names have been replaced to protect the innocent.

SomeoneElse: got married yet?
poq: yeah, just got back from the honeymoon!
SomeoneElse: wow that fast/
poq: well, we're students so we couldn't afford a really lavish one
SomeoneElse: o
SomeoneElse: does your parent
SomeoneElse: even know
SomeoneElse: about u two?
poq: they just

Comments

[quadrinary]

mention plans to raise the horse as your child because you're fearing your kid's feet would have pig hooves or something.

blood shooting out your nose

[quadrinary]

or say how it saved your marriage somehow. if it werent for your horse, you wouldnt have made it through those marriage classes

Ahahaha!

[chinkyeeboy]

Oh Douglas, you're gonna get me fired for laughing too hard at work!

Re: Ahahaha!

[solfood]

i laughed heartily over this one. tell her that an old b/f of the lady's learned about the marriage and tried to kill you. make up some kind of story where you fended him off with kitchenware until the police came.

[jotape]