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May 23, 2007 19:10

I arrived at my locker after lunch today to find that someone has scribbled on it.

Gordan sucks dix

Who is Gordan? Does he "sucks dix?" Was he bragging to the world by drawing on MY locker, or was it an enemy? I may never know.

I also found a Pokemon picture - Togepi? - shoved into my poor, mutilated, affronted locker ( Read more... )

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renegadelufin May 25 2007, 06:08:05 UTC
I was just randomly cruising by, but I had to say... I think this entry has made my entire week.

Email soon! :X As soon as I figure out what to write about.

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porcelainai May 25 2007, 23:14:57 UTC
I'm glad my entry entertained you. That sounds vaguely dirty... *chortles*

You could comment on the migration of your toes? I mean, it's almost certain that during the summer feet are very hot, right? Therefore toes would rather be someplace else COOLER... so they migrate upwards, usually towards the back of your head (giving some boyfriends QUITE a surprise, I'm sure.) Other times, they get stuck on the way, and you might find them in odd places... like on your knees... or joining your hands... or running away from home entirely. And MAYBE because of this migration, you are really mad because you need to buy an entire new "wardrobe" of shoes because your feet are now 3 sizes smaller? And they ooze weird stuff (tears, somehow) because they mourn the loss of your toes.

.... did I just write a paragraph about toe-migration? Goodness, I think I need more sleep. Or more Darren Hayes. The latter, I think.

Have fun!

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