Everyone scattered ( Read more... )

"....my girlfriend....."

he said.

i hope greg enjoys every second he has with her vapid, innocuous, empty head and her vaccuous, gaping, sloppy, herpes-riddled vagina.
enjoy greg, enjoy.

ready for my life? i'm not.

first, we'll assign the characters:

Greg, 22 -- love interest, overall drunken mess
Paul, 21 -- roommate, good friend, confidant
Sam, 20 -- Paul's girlfriend, very very good friend, confidant
Dave, 22 -- friend, general douche extraordinaire
Katie, aka Fatty, 19 -- Sam's BFF, a girl i've hardly said 2 words to, and a literal ( Read more... )

dave came over with (sam's friend) fatty last night. they started passing the pipe and i asked why it wasn't getting passed to me ( Read more... )

it was an awesome day.. started drinking at the Irish Center before breakfast --which was enormous-- and continued on to Greg's aunts house for further drinking and eating. awesome weather. awesome food. great time. Greg and I finished off the evening at Franchesca's (super fancy Italian (of all places) bar) for a few last drinks.. by the time we ( Read more... )

once again, as usual at Greg's family gatherings, everyone talked and treated us like we are together. and once again, Greg made no special effort to dissuade them from this perception. ..and once again, I enjoyed the hell out of it while i could ( Read more... )

I now do this survey every time Erica does this survey, so here it is! haha ( Read more... )

i just wish the good times still outweighed the bad.

Greg's dad had a heart attack last Saturday. he went for open heart on Wednesday. He came home late Jan. 1 -- which was the only birthday present I needed ( Read more... )

..or water, rather ( Read more... )