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[porcupinehead]

Oh Great Lawyer,

How would you like to defend my honour against a few horrible, insulting accusations? No murders involved, isn't that great?

Of course, you can figure out who I am, first. Consider it a test of your skills.

Happy Valentine's Day, by the way.

How interesting. I wonder who could have sent this.

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[mystichamburger]

Okay, let's get working, O Great Lawyer Nick! Who's been insulted lately? You're the o great lawyer, you should know!

[porcupinehead]

Er, well, I've been so busy with endless paperwork for all the grievances reported since the town was founded.....