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Feb 28, 2008 10:10

Thank goodness I finally had a case. So what if it was just shoplifting? I won, and now I've got some spending money. I hate to use too much of my savings, who knows when my next case will be ( Read more... )

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xiii_kitty February 28 2008, 17:37:03 UTC

[[ooc:Wouldn't he still get legal fees for his service even if he didn't win?]]

porcupinehead February 28 2008, 21:38:43 UTC

[[nah, it's just easier this way.]]

yournewoverlord February 28 2008, 22:35:38 UTC

[[A laywer charges fees win or lose, but they get paid more for winning.]]

porcupinehead February 29 2008, 03:36:39 UTC

[[well, to be more blunt, i discussed the issue with the mods and we agreed this was easier. he's got a lot of savings anyway.]]

rainbowjudgment February 29 2008, 00:33:00 UTC

Congratulations! ... Though, I didn't know you could get in trouble with this "court" over stolen bananas.

porcupinehead February 29 2008, 03:37:16 UTC

Well, the shopkeepers here are very....enthusiastic about their work.

mystichamburger February 29 2008, 02:49:46 UTC

Go Nick! Did you go OBJECTION and HOLD IT and TAKE THAT? I wish I was there. :< Did you get paid a lot?

porcupinehead February 29 2008, 03:37:59 UTC

I only charge a fee of $750 if I win the case.

mystichamburger February 29 2008, 04:44:30 UTC

Got any good case stories?

porcupinehead February 29 2008, 12:56:05 UTC

Well, I had a client accused of cow tipping....

xkira_mikami February 29 2008, 14:40:27 UTC

......Did you win because there wasn't any prosecution?

porcupinehead February 29 2008, 17:51:09 UTC

No, the charges were dropped when my client was informed of what had happened, and offered to pay the ammount for the food stolen.