Despite your shortcomings, you really are eloquent...

[porcupinemattie]

Though only two of my friends remembered my birthday (perhaps it's due to the falsified information on my lj), I forgive everyone for this obviously atrocious lack of care of my person

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[delzinko]

Happy late birthday!

I'm horrible with birthdays. I have Abbey's written on my bookshelf where I see it every day when I wake up; I don't think I've remembered anyone but my mother's and hers in the last ten years.

[porcupinemattie]

birthday's aren't something that everyone should remember, but when people fairly (or randomly) close to you forget, you should stab them with a soldering iron.