Comments | porkedproduct: Sweet merciful crap!

porkedproduct

Sweet merciful crap!

Jun 28, 2007 00:01

I will NOT be denied!

(Actually, I decided against sampling this today, deciding that it was better to live through the week. I doubt my resolve will hold, however...)

Comments 5

kurosawa June 28 2007, 13:01:54 UTC

The BACONATOR wants you to taste it.... DO NOT DENY YOUR BACON LUST.

cloudsolo June 29 2007, 13:56:57 UTC

Dear gods man! Do not give in to that heart-attack on a bun! Think of all the Ugandan children who were sacrificed to make the bacon! Think of all the slave children who will have to work at putting your grease soaked heart back together after you have your 27th heart attack.

So, when are you going? I'll totally go with ya.

porkedproduct June 29 2007, 14:38:26 UTC

I was toying with the idea of a gaming-group outing so we ALL could partake. I'm sure a certain little "I don't want to shit blood" bitch would shoot that down, though.

cloudsolo June 29 2007, 16:12:43 UTC

Ha! Yeah, he could just watch. Same with the "I don't want to puke blood" bitch too :P. So it would pretty much be you and I who are left to be the victims. Besides, someone has to be alive to drive us to the ER.

zuggfizzle June 30 2007, 14:05:49 UTC

I...don't want to shit blood. Aagain. =hangs head=