Eight Haikus 1-8/8 (PG?)
TITLE: Eight Haikus
AUTHOR: Me (electromoon etc)
RATING: PG 13 +
STATUS: Complete
PART: 1-8/8
CATEGORIES: Humour/General
PAIRINGS: SS/HP, LM/LV/NM, RH/BBK, SS/?, RW/HG, DM/?, SS/RL, DM/HP
CHARACTERS: SS, HP, LM, LV, NM, RH, BBK, RW, HG, DM, RL
WARNINGS: MPREG, Adultery, Implied Bestiary, Implied slash
SPOILERS: HP Books 1-5
SUMMARY: Eight attempts at mpreg-themed haikus set in the Potter-verse, basically.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Just an excercise in using the Haiku format to convey as much information with as few words as possible. I originally posted this elsewhere under an R rating (for what was implied), but theyre nowhere near what you'd call 'graphic content'. If the content is not ok, could one of the Mods let me know, so I could remove the post?
DISCLAIMER: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Eight Haikus
1
You pathetic boy,
Think my waddling is funny?
You bear the next one
2
Hope the Dark Lord wants
His heir I carry, before
Narcissa finds out
3
Bit o' a secret,
'Cos it don't show up on me
Yeah, it was Buckbeak
4
It's good to come back
Even if it means nine months
Inside Snivellus
5
Hermione told me
"Ron, this is so beautiful"
I feel like a cow
6
Elegance is hard
For a young Malfoy who now
Resembles a whale
7
Don't complain about
How the special wolfsbane tastes
You wanted the cubs
8
Draco said - "you bear"
I still think I would rather
Be playing Quidditch
Ps - mpreg_spirit, the SB/HP should be done sometime soon, current local heat-wave conditions allowing.
AUTHOR: Me (electromoon etc)
RATING: PG 13 +
STATUS: Complete
PART: 1-8/8
CATEGORIES: Humour/General
PAIRINGS: SS/HP, LM/LV/NM, RH/BBK, SS/?, RW/HG, DM/?, SS/RL, DM/HP
CHARACTERS: SS, HP, LM, LV, NM, RH, BBK, RW, HG, DM, RL
WARNINGS: MPREG, Adultery, Implied Bestiary, Implied slash
SPOILERS: HP Books 1-5
SUMMARY: Eight attempts at mpreg-themed haikus set in the Potter-verse, basically.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Just an excercise in using the Haiku format to convey as much information with as few words as possible. I originally posted this elsewhere under an R rating (for what was implied), but theyre nowhere near what you'd call 'graphic content'. If the content is not ok, could one of the Mods let me know, so I could remove the post?
DISCLAIMER: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Eight Haikus
1
You pathetic boy,
Think my waddling is funny?
You bear the next one
2
Hope the Dark Lord wants
His heir I carry, before
Narcissa finds out
3
Bit o' a secret,
'Cos it don't show up on me
Yeah, it was Buckbeak
4
It's good to come back
Even if it means nine months
Inside Snivellus
5
Hermione told me
"Ron, this is so beautiful"
I feel like a cow
6
Elegance is hard
For a young Malfoy who now
Resembles a whale
7
Don't complain about
How the special wolfsbane tastes
You wanted the cubs
8
Draco said - "you bear"
I still think I would rather
Be playing Quidditch
Ps - mpreg_spirit, the SB/HP should be done sometime soon, current local heat-wave conditions allowing.