LJI Week 1, in which Washington needs to grow some Pokeballs

[porn_this_way]

Dear Mike Pence

Comments

[halfshellvenus]

an off-brand electric Pokemon with far less medical value. Or worse yet, a digimon, and those aren't good for anything other than the off-label use of trolling Pokemon fans.

Off-label Pokemon.. *snerk*

Glad to see you're back, and using your cantankerousness for good and LOLs once again.

And that man is a total kitten hater, I agree.

[porn_this_way]

HE HATES KITTENS, IT'S A FACT. I bet he also breeds off-label Pokemon in his back yard. THANKS, MONSANTO.

[my_name_is_jenn]

I love this. And, unfortunately, I think you're right about the U.S. not becoming civilized any time soon.

[porn_this_way]

TY and uuuuugh yeeeeeah. This shit is only going to get worse. Suddenly, Weird Al's "Christmas at Ground Zero" is seeming less humorous and more eerily prophetic.