Because this is a game for MEN.

[stunt_muppet]

You know what makes me happy? It makes me happy that Brutal Legends doesn't have a fandom. Brutal Legend is a manly game about big manly dudes waving their not-at-all phallic guitars and swords at each other in a totally sexless fashion and scoring girls like straight dudes do while fighting bondage demons because bondage is bad and evil. Fandom

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[soberloki]

[calenture]

And for that matter I'm glad there's no hot Zaulia-on-Eddie action or Zaulia femmeslash. That's just gross, people! They probably have fleas from riding their giant cats all the time!

And stop shipping Eddie/Lita! I can't imagine a more wrong and disgusting pairing!

[floriatosca]

A-men! I mean, the game has Rob Halford doing voice acting. You can't get much more hetero than that.

[itcomesinphases]

This community is supposed to be dead already. Stop posting things. Nobody cares.