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[porno_chick]

My father finally got me a computer. He said that you can get free porn on the internet. Apparently it's true.

And Kensei, my icha icha paradise volumes 2 and 3 are missing. Did you take them without asking for permission, again?!

My name is Lisa to those of you who don't know me. Pleasure to meet you.

Comments

[combat_expert]

Like hell! You know I ain't into that shit.

[porno_chick]

Oh? So, that night when you came to my house at 2 in the morning asking for lesbo porn never happened?

[combat_expert]

...I don't know what you're talking about. SHUT UP.

[porno_chick]

You know exactly what I'm talking about. Give me back my volumes then. I know you were the one who took them. Unless Hiyori is getting curious...

[lmao_greenhair]

Lisa-chan, you know that Kensei-kun takes EVERYTHING without permission~!

[porno_chick]

That faggot.

We should take HIS stuff without permission, then.

[lmao_greenhair]

What does he have that we can take away?

[porno_chick]

His precious lubricant?

[naive_peach]

Hello. My name is Hinamori Momo. Nice to meet you!

[porno_chick]

Pleasure.

[yattsukusan]

The internet is 90% porn you know.

[porno_chick]

I know that now!

Hiyori, I think you should start reading some.

[lmao_greenhair]

Yeah, Hiyori-chan, you should!

...Lisa-chan, what's a vibrating dildo?

[porno_chick]

A dildo that vibrates. Why?

[sexyslug]

Wait a minute... Icha Icha Paradise? As in written by Jiraiya? Oh dear Kami, that idiot's writing is actually selling...

[porno_chick]

You know Jiraiya?!

[sexyslug]

Unfortunatly I do. I grew up with the baka.

By the way, I'm Tsunade.

[porno_chick]

Please to meet you Tsunade~

Um, would you mind getting me an autograph? or perhaps, the new novel coming out >_>