Drunken Orgies for Jesus

Nov 15, 2004 22:33


Today I came across this in my theology textbook:

The major gods of the Canaanites were the Baals and their female partners, the Astartes.  Canaanites believed that the Baals controlled the land.  The fertility of the land depended on the Baals having sexual relations with their consorts.  The Canaanites believed that they should share in rituals ( Read more... )

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lonely_nites November 15 2004, 21:33:26 UTC
as i may say...
"what is the world coming to..."
or rather..what has it come to.

i mean seriously. WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF THAT?!
now-a-days its a sin to do such things. fornication? SINFUL!
now please, point out, where in the 10 commandments it says
"Thou shalt not engage in 'sexual relations' prior to marriage"
yeah. didnt think so. i think they made that rule up just because the priests couldnt get any more ass than 10 year old alter server boys.

but did i mention i go to church every sunday?
because im a good catholic like that, right? oh goodness...

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alruthebold November 17 2004, 19:09:41 UTC
I'm all for orgies.

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