"Im a sad, sad Palin."
"So North Carolina, I appreciate you all so much, who are here who already get it. You know, maybe I'm preaching to the choir a little bit here, but being here encourages me because I know that I'm not alone and I'll send this message back to John McCain also. At those times on the campaign trail when sometimes it's easy to get a little bit discouraged, when, you know, when you happen to turn on the news when your campaign staffers will let you turn on the news," she said, prompting laughter from the group. "Usually they're like 'Oh my gosh, don't watch. You're going to, you know, you're going to get depressed.'"
Ahh, poor Palin, having to be protected from watching the news by her staff so she doesn't get "depressed." Makes her scared, makes her want to go poopie!
Q: What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?
A: Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded!
But what do you think would happen to her delicate sensibilities if her handlers let her watch this?
Flynt's team had posted an anonymous advert on the website Craigslist just days after Mrs Palin took the Republican convention by storm last month.
The ad read: "Looking for a Sarah Palin look-alike for an adult film to be shot in the next 10 days."
The actress would be paid $3,000 (£1,700) for the part.
Flynt's spokesman confirmed to the New York Daily News that the film had been shot, but he would not yet reveal the title.
Bloggers have already suggested various titles such as "Northern XXXposure" and "Riding Pipeline"
