Comments | porphyros_petal: Witness my amazing ability to produce an astonishing range of emotion!

porphyros_petal

Witness my amazing ability to produce an astonishing range of emotion!

Mar 02, 2006 23:19

Awkward delight!

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why indeed? anonymous March 3 2006, 14:49:34 UTC

shock horror - you mean that was you ACTING? I couldn't tell, i thought that was just you.How in the world AREN'T you a hideously overpaid actress? I can't say...

Re: why indeed? porphyros_petal March 3 2006, 17:35:20 UTC

Ah. Sup thr, lil anonymous critic? I am optimistic in my endeavour due to my observation that every exceptionally high-paid actor I know of has just about as much talent as Steven Hawkings has range of motion.

And also because the aforementioned endeavour is entirely fictitious.

schmittvandean March 3 2006, 16:57:58 UTC

The A1 sauce bottle will explode!

Pretty Kates!

-Schmitt.

porphyros_petal March 3 2006, 17:37:11 UTC

Compliments from clever pretty boys are this year's new black! =D

scoticus March 3 2006, 21:20:40 UTC

BROADWAY, WATCH OUT

porphyros_petal March 4 2006, 00:08:03 UTC

I think I'm a MacBeth. Do you think I'm a MacBeth? I think I am.

Not Lady MacBeth, either, but the one with the scrotum. If Gwyneth can do it, so can I.

subjective anonymous March 7 2006, 01:32:50 UTC

To be a successfull actress, one will have to sleep with a lot of producers. It also helps to be gay or Jewish.

Prof. Virgil,
School of Hard Knocks