Top 10 reasons Halloween is better than sex

Oct 28, 2005 09:21

10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack ( Read more... )

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Things that sound dirty but are not porpora_aumenta October 28 2005, 13:22:39 UTC
10. She's a goblin!

9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack tonight.

8. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

7. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch

6. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.

5. Let me see your big sack!

4. Can I eat your Zagnuts?

3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.

2. You scared me stiff!

1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

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eggsandoj October 28 2005, 13:48:16 UTC
psssh, nothing better than some earth shaking body bumping

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porpora_aumenta October 28 2005, 13:50:38 UTC
OMG HE LIVES!

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redicee October 28 2005, 14:43:33 UTC
He's been busy proving your list wrong ;p

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porpora_aumenta October 28 2005, 15:02:38 UTC
Something maybe one day soon you'd like to accomplish?

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diberticulitis October 28 2005, 15:19:39 UTC
*is NOT Supposed to still be on the pc*
Omg, I'm printing this stuff out, its hilarious! *hugs*
thanks for sharing jaja!

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porpora_aumenta October 28 2005, 22:51:43 UTC
glad you enjoyed it :p

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