I'm coming, love, don't worry your bloody head off; I'm just picking out what I can give you. Bloody weird, choosing girls' clothes for your boyfriend, you know.
...Oh shit. I'm your boyfriend, not your bloody girlfriend. I won't get to bloody kiss you until this is all bloody over! Fuck! I really am going to go mad. You'll have to have me committed to St. Mungos and visit me on weekends through a window because I'll have the urge to maul you with kisses every time I see you but I can't because who wants to snog a crazy person? Bloody buggering hell.
I'm going to go die in my room now. Please excuse me.
You just want to see me as a girl. Wicked thing. And I'm not bloody coming to the castle. I'm not leaving our workshop until this antidote is finished.
..Any help would be greatly appreciated. Fred can't sit still long enough to concentrate on anything.
That's because I'm missing something rather important, you bloody git!
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I-- what-- how-- ...are we even the same bra size?!
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Just come out here, please!
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...I am going to murder you, George.
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I'm going to go die in my room now. Please excuse me.
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Do you need any help with the antidote? I've got some ingredients and I've jotted down some things that I've always found have helped.
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..Any help would be greatly appreciated. Fred can't sit still long enough to concentrate on anything.
That's because I'm missing something rather important, you bloody git!
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You know...I have some lovely pumps and this little green number if you're interested?
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Oh and Fred? When Cho gets you those clothes...Don't forget to shave, hun.
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I can't breathe. Oh God, this is too good.
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If you have bigger tits than me I will stab you.
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Fred in a bra. I'm scared now. Very, very scared.
I hope you get it sorted out soon!
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