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Mar 06, 2006 23:23

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____chochang March 7 2006, 05:45:00 UTC
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I-- what-- how-- ...are we even the same bra size?!

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portable_swamps March 7 2006, 05:48:28 UTC
I don't bloody know, I've never had tits before! It's just a guess, but they...you know...feel about the same..

Just come out here, please!

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____chochang March 7 2006, 06:04:33 UTC
I'm coming, love, don't worry your bloody head off; I'm just picking out what I can give you. Bloody weird, choosing girls' clothes for your boyfriend, you know.

...I am going to murder you, George.

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portable_swamps March 7 2006, 06:10:02 UTC
...Oh shit. I'm your boyfriend, not your bloody girlfriend. I won't get to bloody kiss you until this is all bloody over! Fuck! I really am going to go mad. You'll have to have me committed to St. Mungos and visit me on weekends through a window because I'll have the urge to maul you with kisses every time I see you but I can't because who wants to snog a crazy person? Bloody buggering hell.

I'm going to go die in my room now. Please excuse me.

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__prefectgirl March 7 2006, 05:50:22 UTC
Oh Merlin. I don't think I've laughed this hard for a long time. Do you think you could come to the castle so I could see?

Do you need any help with the antidote? I've got some ingredients and I've jotted down some things that I've always found have helped.

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portable_swamps March 7 2006, 05:58:24 UTC
You just want to see me as a girl. Wicked thing. And I'm not bloody coming to the castle. I'm not leaving our workshop until this antidote is finished.

..Any help would be greatly appreciated. Fred can't sit still long enough to concentrate on anything.

That's because I'm missing something rather important, you bloody git!

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_indian_goddess March 7 2006, 06:39:10 UTC
A girl? Oh Thanks boys. I haven't laughed this hard for a while! Poor you.

You know...I have some lovely pumps and this little green number if you're interested?

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portable_swamps March 7 2006, 06:43:02 UTC
Ha bloody ha. No, I'm afraid I'm going to pass on that.

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_indian_goddess March 7 2006, 06:55:05 UTC
OK OK!

Oh and Fred? When Cho gets you those clothes...Don't forget to shave, hun.

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theworldofvain March 7 2006, 09:13:42 UTC
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can't breathe. Oh God, this is too good.

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portable_swamps March 7 2006, 20:37:20 UTC
Stuff it, Parkinson.

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theworldofvain March 8 2006, 09:01:07 UTC
Oh yes. I will stuff it like you will stuff your bra.

If you have bigger tits than me I will stab you.

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iloveseekers March 9 2006, 02:52:48 UTC
Umm wow. This is really, really weird.

Fred in a bra. I'm scared now. Very, very scared.

I hope you get it sorted out soon!

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