Prompt Post Round 2

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Chell/Wheatley/GLaDOS preferably all humans

[anonymous]

I need Wheatley being used as a sexual aid while Chell and GLaDOS resolve their sexual tension. Bonus points for Chell riding Wheatley, and GLaDOS riding his face facing her.

Extra bonus points for Chell coming first, and Wheatley coming last (GLaDOS having to be silently nagged by Chell to get him off or she won't be allowed to orgasm).

OP. Oh geez.

[anonymous]

I came up with fruitcake scenarios like this which is why I shouldn't be on kink memes requesting things:

SCENE 1. Aperture Science. Outside the open door to an unused relaxation chamber.

[The wet sound of mouth pressed on skin and light guttural grunts being bitten back can be heard from within]

Enter WHEATLEY

WHEATLEY
Ah, hello! Someone left a note on my door asking to meet down here for "urgent business". Don't know what's gone wrong here, everyone looks-
Oh! Door's already open. Is that you in there then? You won't mind if I let myself in would you?

[Inside the room. GLADOS and CHELL lay on the bed. CHELL, half-dressed, more or less lies beneath GLADOS' head]
[GLADOS, open-bloused, between CHELL's THIGHS, sits up to acknowledge WHEATLEY]

WHEATLEY
BWUH

GLADOS
How considerate of you to arrive to our party so fashionably late. I was afraid if you came any earlier I wouldn't get to hear her voice myself. Her rate of arousal may even have ground to a dry halt. Wouldn't that be nice

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[anonymous]

Have never lol'd SO HARD.

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[anonymous]

anon, sir

i'd like to ask for your lovely prompts hand... in marriage

i know we havent known eachother long but we're in love

...and shes pregnant with my child

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[anonymous]

The awkward moment where you have to explain the kids next to you in computer class why your are grinning like an idiot. EXCELLENT! EXCELLENT! EXCELLENT! :3

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[anonymous]

Girls are delicious and moist...
OP I love you <3

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[anonymous]

MOTHER OF PEARL
I knew I wanted a chell/wheatley/GLaDOS threesome before
but now I need it or I may perish

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[anonymous]

BWUH

I'm already happy imagining this :D

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[anonymous]

That was freaking hilarious! This should be continued.

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[anonymous]

This is OP. Maybe after a couple more rounds and if I'm done with the anon prompts I already have on hand to work on.

See, I'm kind of new to this meme, and I really don't want to get in the bad habit of filling my own haha orz

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[anonymous]

this prompt. where has it been all my life?

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[anonymous]

You mean 'Exit OP.' Exeunt is plural. 8p

y'know, just for future reference

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[anonymous]

holy shit maybe OP is the Borg and they are not one but MILLIONS OF MIND PUT TOGETHER TO FORM A COLLECTIVE CONSCIENCE

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[anonymous]

I uh...I really love both you and the person you responded to for these comments.

I have some unfertilized eggs in my uterus. Please have them.

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[anonymous]

OP here, that's dumb and crazy talk. Y'all just a bunch of nerds on a YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. FROM THIS TIME FORWARD YOU WILL SERVICE US WHO SEEK PORTAL THREESOMES. RESISTANCE IS whoops.

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[whootsies]

OH MAN WE'RE FUCKED
SOMEONE GET PICARD

Now I seriously want a Star Trek/Portal crossover.
DATA/GLaDOS/WHEATLEY ANYONE?