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Portal 2: Portal to Escape 1/3

[anonymous]

Wheatley who was like a metal ball with a face made with one eye was one day the moon because he was bad sometimes. His friend Chell sent him there with portal to get him out of enemy galdose body because it made him have itches and bad thinking about test and science with monsters and plates which have with sharp ends on them, and that he try to crush her with. Space was boring and empty of air so he could not talk much. I am sorry to chell, because i was moster to her he said but no one heard his cry. Weatley floated around on the moon with a space core a lot who liked space and wanted to be his friend but Wheatly did not like space so they became enemys. until one day another portal opened and sucked him back in on to earth. Space core yelled far him WEATLYYYY but got sucked away by a black hole just as the portal closed and dead, just in time to save weatley from moon explosion cause by bad sciences and galdoes

Portal 2: Portal to Escape 2/3

[anonymous]

When weatley wake up he is no longer metal face ball but man. He looked down at pants and shirt and said “I am a man now” he said and chell laughed and hug him. “Yes you are” she said “but we need to go now with speed before she find us again and takes us back to the bad room with her.” So they went and ran faster than they could. The science place was dark and mould and the walls were covered in plants that were dead and messy with potato. The science smelled bad like blood and die and there might have been cropse of scientist in the dark but they couldn’t see because it was darker in some places. exploded moon shone down through gaps in wall and sealing and weatley looked up at peaces of it in the black sky above their heads in the air. He said Space core i will avenge you and the moon will be safe again from explosion and balck hole so you may rest in piece in the place where you love

Portal 2: Portal to Escape 3/3

[anonymous]

Cave rise up from out of floor like fast zombie plant. Galdoes said JONSON!! How are you her

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[anonymous]

When you're reading it with a voice of the narrator of Half Life: Full Life Consequences in your head. it is a lot of joy :D

when I have time, I'm so going to illustrate this in a form of goofy drawings

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[johnfreemann]

HAHA I DID THE SAME THING. I actually read it aloud to myself in his voice..lol

authornon here

[anonymous]

THAT VOICE... IS HOW I WROTE IT TOO..... Ffffff it just needs more redundant backflips and epic descriptions

and drawings would
make.

my.

life.

artanon

[trelela]

"de-anoned" myself :P

I don't promise any art masterpieces, but I hope they will be as fun as this EPIC story :D

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[anonymous]

Aww, Anon, you stole my idea. ;D

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[anonymous]

ANON I LOVE YOU FOR THIS

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[anonymous]

This was so perfect I read it and cracked up and then I asked someone to read it out loud to me in an extremely silly voice so I could laugh at it even harder.

YOU WIN, ANON.

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[anonymous]

This

is

adorable.

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[yuumeko]

OH GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

i have such a hardon for BADfic

“Here lets put you back in your body and esgape ones and for all”

He said Space core i will avenge you and the moon will be safe again from explosion and balck hole so you may rest in piece in the place where you love.

Totally read this in a HALF LIFE! FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES~ voice

Suddenly a turrut came! From ceiling and said target akwired. Weatley jumped up and did a backflip and chell gasp in surprise as he landed behind turrut with agile and speed and held it.
“No” said wheatley “i was your friend remember? I was tere and i saw your birth in the beginning like mom. Go now and leave us alot! you must be nice and not evil science because we are friend.” And the turrut nodded and said affirmative and died.

“I am sorry galdoes but we will not die today” she yelled

And these parts, I just like these parts XDDD

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[anonymous]

he felt like he felt his head was on fire, which it was

You have made this OP giggle an awful lot. Don't be ashamed of your gift.

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[anonymous]

Is it bad that this makes me want to write bad!fic of my own?

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[anonymous]

If I were to read this out loud using my best narrator voice would you mind?

(ouch reading that just destroyed my limited english abilities.)

Re: Portal 2: Portal to Escape 3/3

[anonymous]

Ooooh, not at all!! :D