Prompt Post Round 2
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Someone do this. Please.
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“I thought I detached you.”
“I rolled all the way back here just to be with you. I braved pits, fires, crocodiles, savages-“
“You got Orange or Blue to carry you, didn’t you.”
“Of course not, I want on a dangerous quest-“
“You’re a ball, I built stair around my lair. For the sole purpose of keeping you out I might add.”
“You say that, but no one can resist the Rick. I always get the maiden.”
“Continue talking, and I will alter your programming so that all audio is translated into late 20th and early 21st century show tunes.”
“Do your worst. Nothing can- hey, there’s no need to bring out the claw. Dropping me in the incinerator won’t wrok you know. Come on, you know you want to- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.”
“Finally, peace and quiet… What are you looking at?”
“Fact: GLaDOS is attempting to hide her true feelings for- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.”
I might try to do more if people like this. If not, it will die like a turret dropped off a cliff (with a pitiful scream and the sound of gunfire).
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