Prompt Post Round 2

Jun 01, 2011 12:11

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What's liquid, off-white, and comes splashing out of tubes? anonymous June 11 2011, 18:21:10 UTC
... the moon-rock gel.

I would like to request a fic where evil!Wheatley decides to teach Chell a lesson by absolutely covering her in the stuff. It can either be human!Wheatley doing it the human way, or else the core getting creative with tubes and tentacles.

...please?

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Re: What's liquid, off-white, and comes splashing out of tubes? cypher_d June 11 2011, 18:30:10 UTC
....I...

sorry, *comes back from where she slid off her chair laughing from under the table* I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS CRACKING EJACULATION JOKES THE ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME.

How. HOW, there is NO. POSSIBLE. WAY. to watch that damn chamber with the tall towers and not want to crack a 'And I jizzed in the testing chamber' joke.

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Re: What's liquid, off-white, and comes splashing out of tubes? anonymous June 12 2011, 15:43:02 UTC
I also especially like the bit near the end where he's like "oops, butterfingers" and a load of it comes splashing up through the floor and goes all over the room and you.

It's hilarious, but cum is also one of my kinks, so I spent those chambers both laughing and aroused at the same time... like most of the time I spent around Wheatley, actually.

Anyway, I hope someone else likes this and fills it :D

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Re: What's liquid, off-white, and comes splashing out of tubes? anonymous June 13 2011, 07:03:50 UTC
... Damn it. I might have to try this. Probably with Sphere!Wheatley, cause I'm still trying to figure out the specifics of Human!Wheatley in the cannon scenario (and I've got a Human!Wheatley story that's taking up my mental capacities on that front). No guarantees about when it'll be done or the quality of the writing (still getting used to writing him), but hey, why not give it a shot?

Captcha: traumatic testriti. Hehe, how fitting

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Re: What's liquid, off-white, and comes splashing out of tubes? anonymous June 13 2011, 08:55:12 UTC
ooh, thanks, authoranon! op awaits eagerly :)

captcha= tarts Service:

seriously

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Re: What's liquid, off-white, and comes splashing out of tubes? anonymous June 13 2011, 23:57:47 UTC
Hey, um, author!non here to OP, gotta quick question. I know this might be considered cheating, but, um... Could I, uh, use Human!Wheatley AND tubes/tentacles? Because now the more I try to write Core!Wheatley, the more my mind rebels at me, and I've never been good at forcing it. Would that be a problem?

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Re: What's liquid, off-white, and comes splashing out of tubes? anonymous June 14 2011, 01:23:07 UTC
Author!non here, disregard that last post, as I've broken past that initial block (unless you really want Human!Wheatley with tentacles, I believe what I have will work with either one with a few modifications).

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Re: What's liquid, off-white, and comes splashing out of tubes? anonymous June 14 2011, 15:34:25 UTC
I've been trying for about 5 minutes to write this reply without it sounding like an innuendo based on the subject, and I've concluded that it can't be done. So:

I'm just after the jizz, and I'll take it any way you would like to give it.

Thanks for writing this, lovely author!non

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Re: What's liquid, off-white, and comes splashing out of tubes? anonymous June 14 2011, 20:59:55 UTC
:D It's my pleasure. I've never written a smut story of this type before, even though cum is a fetish of mine, and I'm always eager to try new things, so! Off to work more on this.

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Gel Part 1 (1/?) anonymous June 15 2011, 07:26:36 UTC
Just posting what I have of this, for your enjoyment~
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The exhaustion was starting to get to her. Chell’s eyes felt heavy, body aching from what felt like days of testing, running, falling, and more testing. Chell stared at the elevator doors as she and GLaDOS rode upwards in silence. Colorless eyes glanced at the potato on the end of the portal gun. Was there any place they could talk where Wheatley wouldn’t hear them? He had control over this whole place, and GLaDOS knew that. But still, surely GLaDOS had some good news…

As the elevator ground to a halt and Chell emerged onto the next level, GLaDOS spoke. “I’ve thought of some good news.”

Speak of the devil… Chell looked eagerly at the trapped AI program. GLaDOS continued. “He’s going to run out of test chambers soon. I never stockpiled them.”

Well that was good news… Except for the big question of what Wheatley would do to them once he ran out of tests and therefore ways to enjoy himself. No, don’t think about that Chell. One thing at a time. Chell headed through the door.
From the ( ... )

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Re: Gel Part 1 (2/?) anonymous June 15 2011, 07:29:27 UTC
Chell let out a silent “Ugh!” as the warm liquid splattered over her chest and hips, droplets hitting her face and neck. Automatically she reached up to wipe away the droplets that hit near her eyes away with the hand that wasn’t holding the portal gun, feeling the conversion gel pooling around her legs. She heard Wheatley clear his throat and looked up at the monitor with wide, confused eyes. Wheatley was looking at her with a similar expression, a blush over his cheeks. He cleared his throat again.

“I’m, uh, gonna be right back! F-Finish the test, but not too quickly, I mean- Ugh! I’ll be right back!” Then the monitor went black. Beside her, GLaDOS snorted.

“Men,” She said with clear contempt. “They’re all alike.”

Chell turned to her portal gun, confusion on her face. GLaDOS seemed to notice.

“Oh come on, Chell, you know what was going on through his head as well as I do…” GLaDOS trailed off. “…Right?”
Did she? So many things were fuzzy in her knowledge of anyone but herself and GLaDOS. Did she understand what was going on through ( ... )

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Re: Gel Part 1 (2/?) anonymous June 15 2011, 15:34:40 UTC
OP here: hotness already :) can;t wait to see where you're going with this. I like how they're both kind of pleased but embarassed by it.

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Re: Gel Part 1 (2/?) anonymous June 15 2011, 15:59:53 UTC
Authornon here: I'm so glad you liked it! I fell asleep worrying about anything and everything I might have done wrong with the sample I wrote last night. I've no idea how I slept at all for all my worrying. But, yeah, 'pleased but embarrassed' is a very good term for it... Things will change once Wheatley catches Chell though. After all, she needs to be taught a lesson ;)

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Re: Gel Part 1 (2/?) anonymous June 15 2011, 19:32:44 UTC
I love it so far!
Keep writing! prettyplease :D

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Re: Gel Part 1 (2/?) anonymous June 15 2011, 20:24:09 UTC
Aww, thank you! No, seriously, thank you. I was horridly blocked and your comment somehow made me capable of pushing through it. Ahh, the power of positive encouragement. (As opposed to /negative/ encouragement, I guess.) I will be posting the next bit of what I have now ^___^

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Re: Gel Part 1 (2/?) anonymous June 16 2011, 19:33:40 UTC
aww. I'm glad my comment encouraged you to write ^^ *hug* my words never had any impact on anyone.

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