Prompt Post Round 2
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This post is now closed to new prompts, but open to fills and comments. Post new prompts on round 3!A note: anons, your comments may not show up right away. This is an LJ server problem I can't do anything about. Rest assured that your comments haven't been deleted, they're just lost in the ( Read more... )
If Rick had hands, he would have throttled the whiny little pipsqueak by now.
“Really?” He rolled his optical intake skyward, or rather, underside-of-the-Earth-ward. “‘Cause I could have sworn that my metal ass was floating around free. But every time you open your damned mouth, I see I’m back in the core reject bin with a freaking Astromaniac.”
“NotinSpace. Back on Earth. Back on Earth. Fact core’s gone. Gone to Space jail. Gone with the lady to Space jail. No Space here. Back on Earth. Not in Space. Back with Adventure Core.”
Yeah, back with Adventure Core. Forever. Finally pushed to the end of his tether, Ricks eye snapped open and rolled sharply in his chassis to stare down his frustratingly permanent companion ( ... )
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“What?” he muttered, torn between disbelief and anger at himself for not remembering that, at his most basic level, the Space Core had been created to obsess.
“Wanna be with Rick.” The Space Core wiggled one of its chassis mounted bars, causing it to topple over the deactivated core beneath him and closer to his newfound beau.
“No, you don’t. Really. I, uh, I’ve got Dengue fever.”
“Make you better. Wanna make you better, no more Dengue. Kiss it better, kiss kiss kiss.”
“How can you kiss me when you don’t have any damn lips!” Rick roared. “You can’t! That’s the answer, you can’t!”
The Space Core squeezed its bars apart and together repeatedly like a gaping fish. Rick groaned.
Seemingly sensing his despair, Space core tilted its iris sadly and fell quiet. Please, Rick silently begged. Let it stay that way.“Love me ( ... )
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This made me laugh out loud!
I LOVE IT
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I think I ship it XDDDDDDD
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Thank you so much, this is great and I now have a new pairing!
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oh god that was hilarious. Please write more, you crazy genius. Please.
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brb shipping this
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excuse me while i die laughing. today is the best day ever because today i read this fill. Dengue fever. yuss!
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My mood just did a 180. Never stop, Anon. XD
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