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Prompt Post Round 3

Jul 07, 2011 11:03

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Portal 2 in Twentyish Minutes [1/3] anonymous July 19 2011, 21:58:06 UTC

~Chell wakes up in a classyass hotel room.~

Announcer: Good morning! Jump up and down like an idiot so that you’ll know how to play this game!
Chell: *jump*
Announcer: Fantastic! Now go the fuck to sleep.
Chell: *sleepjump*

~time passes~

Announcer: Good morning! You have been asleep for ever and now your lazy ass is gonna die.
Wheatley: (behind the door) I’m British and here.
Player: That is the sexiest door ever.
Chell: *openjump*
Wheatley: OMFG A MONSTER KILLIT--I mean, hi! So, um, how do you feel about not dying today? By the way, have you tried jumping?
Chell: *applejump*
Wheatley: Great, I’m just gonna pilot your ENTIRE MOTHERFUCKING CLASSYASS HOTEL ROOM to some place of plot relevance. Oh and a portal gun. I know you’ve probably never heard of it or been here before because the only test subject we ever tested totally escaped last game, but you know. Look for it. And WHEATLEYSMASH, off you go ( ... )

Portal 2 in Twentyish Minutes [2/3] anonymous July 19 2011, 21:59:46 UTC

GLaDOS: *awakens ( ... )

Portal 2 in Twentyish Minutes [3/3] anonymous July 19 2011, 22:00:42 UTC

PotaDOS: Paradoxes can totes kill computers. Even though I read off a bunch of paradoxes earlier and didn’t die. Look, I said it wasn’t the best plan. Now solve his tests ( ... )

Re: Portal 2 in Twentyish Minutes [3/3] the_unsigned July 19 2011, 22:54:40 UTC

The Unsigned: *three minutes into reading this* ...OhFUCKYEAH this is gonna be hilarious.

Re: Portal 2 in Twentyish Minutes [3/3] anonymous July 20 2011, 00:15:52 UTC

*fuckyeswinjump*

Re: Portal 2 in Twentyish Minutes [3/3] anonymous July 20 2011, 02:26:48 UTC

Oh good lord, this is just brilliant.

Re: Portal 2 in Twentyish Minutes [3/3] spectrumleaf July 20 2011, 03:13:24 UTC

Oh god, the whole thing was HILARIOUS, but I lost it at the "sexy bitch" part. XD
BRAVO.

Re: Portal 2 in Twentyish Minutes [3/3] anonymous July 20 2011, 04:50:45 UTC

MAN THIS TESTING SHIT GETS YOU HIGH

That line alone made me love you forever.

Re: Portal 2 in Twentyish Minutes [3/3] anonymous July 20 2011, 04:51:28 UTC

.....Dear god, are you in my mind? Seriously, this was like...everything I ever thought while plaing the game. EVER. XD

Re: Portal 2 in Twentyish Minutes [3/3] anonymous July 20 2011, 16:23:15 UTC

"AAAAAAAAH WHY DID HE MAKE ME FEEL PAIN"

XD

Re: Portal 2 in Twentyish Minutes [3/3] anonymous July 20 2011, 18:42:02 UTC

Chell: *escapetimes?jump*
Wheatley: lol no. *punches into pit*

My laughter could be heard in my entire city

Re: Portal 2 in Twentyish Minutes [3/3] anonymous July 21 2011, 20:47:36 UTC

Wheatley is a Doctor Who fan. My life is complete. XD

Re: Portal 2 in Twentyish Minutes [3/3] anonymous July 23 2011, 20:56:14 UTC

This was really, really good. Thank you.

Re: Portal 2 in Twentyish Minutes [3/3] anonymous August 22 2011, 08:07:20 UTC

Companion Cube: Hey, you. Yeah, you, the player. I’m so going to stab you now.
Rattman: I FUCKING KNEW IT.

~although that last bit might have been in my head~

I laughed so hard through this whole thing. SO HARD.

YOU. WIN. EVERYTHING.

FUCKING EVERYTHING. \o/

Re: Portal 2 in Twentyish Minutes [3/3] anonymous August 28 2011, 21:26:18 UTC

Lol! That was perfect! xD

anonymous September 19 2013, 23:48:28 UTC

~laughs!jump~

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