Conjunction Junction [1/5]
anonymous
April 30 2011, 03:47:26 UTC
(The part of me that is still sane apologizes for the really, really cheesy title, but then it remembers that I just wrote Wheatley porn, and gleefully capers off to join the less-rational factions of my mind. I hope you like it, silly title and all. Hopefully whenever you hear that song, even though this is not about the grammar element, but rather the concept of conjunction, it will now make you think of robo-porn.
Also it's technically a threesome. I hope that's okay, anon!)
At first Wheatley didn’t do much of anything. Guilt kept him floating there. He was sorry, and he felt that being suspended out here in the vast nothingness was a fitting punishment. He made the immediate decision that he didn’t want to go through it alone, though, so as soon as he was able, he made a manual hook-up with the other sphere he’d been stranded with. The little fellow didn’t seem to mind where in space he was, just as long as he was in space
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Conjunction Junction [2/5]
anonymous
April 30 2011, 03:48:50 UTC
When he received the ping, he was so startled that he first thought that he’d made some kind of mistake (even though that was technically impossible), and he waited until another one bounced off his receivers. “There’s one, there’s one! I found us a satellite, mate!”
His reply, predictably, was, “I’m in space!”
“Okay. Right. And because of that we’re going to need to time this carefully. So I’m going to get you latched on first, and then, once you’re hooked up, grab me, okay? I’m sure the satellite has some… uh, some kind of manipulator arms, or a gravity beam or… or something suitable.” His partner continued to babble, so Wheatley took that as an affirmative
( ... )
Conjunction Junction [4/5]
anonymous
April 30 2011, 03:49:43 UTC
The excitable astronaut had already started looking around again.
“Right! Well, let’s get you all hooked up. I bet this is a dream come true for you, isn’t it? Your very own satellite. Well, with me, but just for now, until I enact stage two of my plan. Or think it up. Both, I need to do both, but I’m on it, I’m already on it. I just need to see what we’re working with here as far as this satellite goes. Yes. Anyway. Arm controls--” Wheatley’s iris narrowed in concentration as he started to push back against the primitive computer inside the satellite, investigating its functions. “Okay, so, now I have the arms, and--” The manipulator arm released the sphere. “No! Oh, no!”
A quick snatch saved the sphere from drifting off. His moment of lucidity had apparently now fully lapsed, because he was babbling again. “Okay. Good. One thing’s for sure, you’re happy to be here, at least. Okay, so we don’t have another little, another little mix-up like that, I’m just going to move you over here and--wait, I need to turn--okay, wrong way, I’ve
( ... )
Conjunction Junction [5/5]
anonymous
April 30 2011, 03:50:29 UTC
Wheatley was unprepared for the sudden surge of sensation, and had been rambling when it hit. “So, now, here on this satellite, we are definitely in a prime position to look at--to--oh yes--” It took the blue sphere a moment to gather his composure enough to ask, “Is this--are you doing this? D-do you--oh, do you always feel like this?”
The little astronaut did not reply--his iris-shutters had closed to a mere slit, and he was twitching gently, clearly subject to the same forces Wheatley was. For some reason the knowledge that they were both feeling the same thing, that they were in accord, just made it that much better
( ... )
Re: Conjunction Junction [5/5]
anonymous
April 30 2011, 17:16:14 UTC
I greatly enjoy the lengths to which you went to make a plot and plot device that would make two robots enjoying feedback pleasure a plausible occurrence. Also, fucking hot, and I love that (I think) Space 'gets' it before Wheatley does...
Re: Conjunction Junction [5/5]
anonymous
May 1 2011, 04:44:29 UTC
Thank you all so much for the kind words! I'm glad you liked it.
Also, OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED THAT I FORGOT HOW TO COUNT. H-HOW DID I DO THAT. HOW.
Also, in response to the last comment--you know, it's up in the air whether or Space realized that their agreeing to do something would result in the reward, or whether he just wanted to look at space.
Re: Conjunction Junction [5/5]
anonymous
May 1 2011, 14:58:23 UTC
Thank you so much! That was one thing I was trying to do here, was write dialogue for him that was, y'know, in-character. To hear you say that means I succeeded!
Also, I'm going to blame "getting in-character" for my apparent inability to count to five. Yep. That's what it was.
Re: Conjunction Junction [5/5]
anonymous
May 9 2011, 22:51:28 UTC
Not only was this every colour in the awesome rainbow, IC, and hot, I love the level of subtlety in it. Especially the last couple of lines: if you read it as a symptom of Wheatley's programming to only have bad ideas, you get the hilarious/sad image of Wheatley being stuck in space forever because he's too busy having spacegasms with his space friend he met in space to ever complete his own plan. And that's so, so Wheatley.
Re: Conjunction Junction [5/5]cake_errorJuly 2 2011, 00:26:58 UTC
Oh wow. I guess I'm even more stupid for not realizing that... 8D Wheatley and I can have magical space adventures with Space core for the rest of eternity~
Re: Conjunction Junction [5/5]
anonymous
April 3 2020, 03:23:13 UTC
nearly 9 years later and I suddenly remember this lovely little fic-- I simply had to come back and check it out again. I highly doubt you will see this, lovely author, but just know that this little fic remains very memorable and spicy! Excellent stuff!
Also it's technically a threesome. I hope that's okay, anon!)
At first Wheatley didn’t do much of anything. Guilt kept him floating there. He was sorry, and he felt that being suspended out here in the vast nothingness was a fitting punishment. He made the immediate decision that he didn’t want to go through it alone, though, so as soon as he was able, he made a manual hook-up with the other sphere he’d been stranded with. The little fellow didn’t seem to mind where in space he was, just as long as he was in space ( ... )
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His reply, predictably, was, “I’m in space!”
“Okay. Right. And because of that we’re going to need to time this carefully. So I’m going to get you latched on first, and then, once you’re hooked up, grab me, okay? I’m sure the satellite has some… uh, some kind of manipulator arms, or a gravity beam or… or something suitable.” His partner continued to babble, so Wheatley took that as an affirmative ( ... )
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“Right! Well, let’s get you all hooked up. I bet this is a dream come true for you, isn’t it? Your very own satellite. Well, with me, but just for now, until I enact stage two of my plan. Or think it up. Both, I need to do both, but I’m on it, I’m already on it. I just need to see what we’re working with here as far as this satellite goes. Yes. Anyway. Arm controls--” Wheatley’s iris narrowed in concentration as he started to push back against the primitive computer inside the satellite, investigating its functions. “Okay, so, now I have the arms, and--” The manipulator arm released the sphere. “No! Oh, no!”
A quick snatch saved the sphere from drifting off. His moment of lucidity had apparently now fully lapsed, because he was babbling again. “Okay. Good. One thing’s for sure, you’re happy to be here, at least. Okay, so we don’t have another little, another little mix-up like that, I’m just going to move you over here and--wait, I need to turn--okay, wrong way, I’ve ( ... )
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The little astronaut did not reply--his iris-shutters had closed to a mere slit, and he was twitching gently, clearly subject to the same forces Wheatley was. For some reason the knowledge that they were both feeling the same thing, that they were in accord, just made it that much better ( ... )
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Also, OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED THAT I FORGOT HOW TO COUNT. H-HOW DID I DO THAT. HOW.
Also, in response to the last comment--you know, it's up in the air whether or Space realized that their agreeing to do something would result in the reward, or whether he just wanted to look at space.
I say it's up to you to decide. :]
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also, I love how you write Wheatley. It's perfect.
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Also, I'm going to blame "getting in-character" for my apparent inability to count to five. Yep. That's what it was.
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8D Wheatley and I can have magical space adventures with Space core for the rest of eternity~
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