Chell selfcest
anonymous
April 27 2011, 20:21:18 UTC
playing off the idea that some portals can create a kind of time-travel effect where there are duplicate test subjects, there should definitely be some twin/selfcest up in here.
any combination of genders would be fun, especially if they both experience the same simultaneous biofeedback as the other, resulting in being able to experience both a male and female orgasm at the same time, or being able to feel penetration and penetrating, etc. etc.
GLaDOS/Caroline
anonymous
April 27 2011, 23:06:03 UTC
GLaDOS and Caroline are separate entities, and then again they're not. There has to be a power struggle there- GLaDOS tries to overwhelm her with SCIENCE and testing, while Caroline wears GLaDOS down with logic and kindness. And maybe they're not so different after all.
Conjunction Junction [1/5]
anonymous
April 30 2011, 03:47:26 UTC
(The part of me that is still sane apologizes for the really, really cheesy title, but then it remembers that I just wrote Wheatley porn, and gleefully capers off to join the less-rational factions of my mind. I hope you like it, silly title and all. Hopefully whenever you hear that song, even though this is not about the grammar element, but rather the concept of conjunction, it will now make you think of robo-porn.
Also it's technically a threesome. I hope that's okay, anon!)
At first Wheatley didn’t do much of anything. Guilt kept him floating there. He was sorry, and he felt that being suspended out here in the vast nothingness was a fitting punishment. He made the immediate decision that he didn’t want to go through it alone, though, so as soon as he was able, he made a manual hook-up with the other sphere he’d been stranded with. The little fellow didn’t seem to mind where in space he was, just as long as he was in space
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Conjunction Junction [2/5]
anonymous
April 30 2011, 03:48:50 UTC
When he received the ping, he was so startled that he first thought that he’d made some kind of mistake (even though that was technically impossible), and he waited until another one bounced off his receivers. “There’s one, there’s one! I found us a satellite, mate!”
His reply, predictably, was, “I’m in space!”
“Okay. Right. And because of that we’re going to need to time this carefully. So I’m going to get you latched on first, and then, once you’re hooked up, grab me, okay? I’m sure the satellite has some… uh, some kind of manipulator arms, or a gravity beam or… or something suitable.” His partner continued to babble, so Wheatley took that as an affirmative
( ... )
Conjunction Junction [4/5]
anonymous
April 30 2011, 03:49:43 UTC
The excitable astronaut had already started looking around again.
“Right! Well, let’s get you all hooked up. I bet this is a dream come true for you, isn’t it? Your very own satellite. Well, with me, but just for now, until I enact stage two of my plan. Or think it up. Both, I need to do both, but I’m on it, I’m already on it. I just need to see what we’re working with here as far as this satellite goes. Yes. Anyway. Arm controls--” Wheatley’s iris narrowed in concentration as he started to push back against the primitive computer inside the satellite, investigating its functions. “Okay, so, now I have the arms, and--” The manipulator arm released the sphere. “No! Oh, no!”
A quick snatch saved the sphere from drifting off. His moment of lucidity had apparently now fully lapsed, because he was babbling again. “Okay. Good. One thing’s for sure, you’re happy to be here, at least. Okay, so we don’t have another little, another little mix-up like that, I’m just going to move you over here and--wait, I need to turn--okay, wrong way, I’ve
( ... )
A/N: oh dear god what am i doing i don't even know. Uh, basically all I have to say right now is that this fill will probably end up being ridiculously long and I will include the line in the prompt somewhere.
And this is so AU it's ridiculous.
Also, Wheatley refers to GLaDOS as 'Glados' simply because it'll be her last name in this fill and it's polite. Cave will call her 'Caroline' due to obvious reasons. Rick will call her 'Caroline' because he's Rick and he doesn't care about formalities.
So...Here we go.“Now I know some of you may be asking yourselves: is working here at Aperture Science actually worth risking your lives each and every day? Don’t give me that incredulous look; I know most, if not all, have thought about it at least once on the job. Now, I’m going to give you your answer: Yes. Yes, it yes. Now while it’s very possible to because fatally ill or critically injured here, we do our best to keep you all safe. You won’t have to worry about anything while working here, besides the facts that your blood may permanently
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any combination of genders would be fun, especially if they both experience the same simultaneous biofeedback as the other, resulting in being able to experience both a male and female orgasm at the same time, or being able to feel penetration and penetrating, etc. etc.
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There is some very interesting character interaction potential there!
Also, I'm glad someone else has the same canon as me in regards to GLaDOS and Caroline being seperate people!
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He'll fill it good
what am i even doing
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Also it's technically a threesome. I hope that's okay, anon!)
At first Wheatley didn’t do much of anything. Guilt kept him floating there. He was sorry, and he felt that being suspended out here in the vast nothingness was a fitting punishment. He made the immediate decision that he didn’t want to go through it alone, though, so as soon as he was able, he made a manual hook-up with the other sphere he’d been stranded with. The little fellow didn’t seem to mind where in space he was, just as long as he was in space ( ... )
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His reply, predictably, was, “I’m in space!”
“Okay. Right. And because of that we’re going to need to time this carefully. So I’m going to get you latched on first, and then, once you’re hooked up, grab me, okay? I’m sure the satellite has some… uh, some kind of manipulator arms, or a gravity beam or… or something suitable.” His partner continued to babble, so Wheatley took that as an affirmative ( ... )
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“Right! Well, let’s get you all hooked up. I bet this is a dream come true for you, isn’t it? Your very own satellite. Well, with me, but just for now, until I enact stage two of my plan. Or think it up. Both, I need to do both, but I’m on it, I’m already on it. I just need to see what we’re working with here as far as this satellite goes. Yes. Anyway. Arm controls--” Wheatley’s iris narrowed in concentration as he started to push back against the primitive computer inside the satellite, investigating its functions. “Okay, so, now I have the arms, and--” The manipulator arm released the sphere. “No! Oh, no!”
A quick snatch saved the sphere from drifting off. His moment of lucidity had apparently now fully lapsed, because he was babbling again. “Okay. Good. One thing’s for sure, you’re happy to be here, at least. Okay, so we don’t have another little, another little mix-up like that, I’m just going to move you over here and--wait, I need to turn--okay, wrong way, I’ve ( ... )
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LOL Please someone fill this!
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And this is so AU it's ridiculous.
Also, Wheatley refers to GLaDOS as 'Glados' simply because it'll be her last name in this fill and it's polite. Cave will call her 'Caroline' due to obvious reasons. Rick will call her 'Caroline' because he's Rick and he doesn't care about formalities.
So...Here we go.“Now I know some of you may be asking yourselves: is working here at Aperture Science actually worth risking your lives each and every day? Don’t give me that incredulous look; I know most, if not all, have thought about it at least once on the job. Now, I’m going to give you your answer: Yes. Yes, it yes. Now while it’s very possible to because fatally ill or critically injured here, we do our best to keep you all safe. You won’t have to worry about anything while working here, besides the facts that your blood may permanently ( ... )
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Space gets boring. Then they find a way to make it interesting again.
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i'm a little rusty but i might write this.. i might. just. write this...
can i humanize them? please?
and urm.. let's just imagine.. they..don't need oxygen. Because they're Robot-human whatever. I don't even know. I'm just gonna go with it~
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