how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb

[portalsoflight]

two; one to hold the giraffe and the other to put the clocks in the bathtub

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Portalsoflight!

1. Portalsoflight cannot swim.
2. In his entire life, portalsoflight will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
3. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than portalsoflight, and 400 times smaller!
4. A bride should wear something

Comments

[butshesdeadigd]

o i feel like a nerd. i laughed like a fool at the surrealists joke.

who knew there were so many uses for an alan?