i am not a musician i am not a bassist i suck ass. i can't read music. i am retarded ( Read more... )

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mike patton rules

havent made an entry in a while. i was just checking up on ol adrienne and thought to put something here. im watching reno 911, i just rearranged my room into MUSIC LABORATOY BETA DOUBLE ZERO, much to come from that. i love being in orchestra, specially a college orchestra with some serious players.

the other day a parent drove around 8 girls and wrapped some houses in my neighborhood. this morning there was a sign for a 500 dollar reward for the name of that parent, because someones pissed off about the toilet paper that took 3 hours to clean, or the egg thats still on thier mailbox. all i have to say is stop complaining, there are much worse ( Read more... )

well, i have friends, but none in huntsville, and thats where i spend 5/7ths of my time. i guess the answer is to get the fuck out. i hope this whole Rice plan works out.

theres a woman sitting across from me in the computer lab with her baby and she looks exhausted, working on a paper with this energetic baby in her lap. i really want to ask her if i can play with her baby a little while so she can work but i dont know if that would be right. i want to get a job to work with babies. theyre so awesome, little ( Read more... )

i was walking to breakfast listening to ben harper when i had a revelation. i kinda raised up my opinion of everyone around me. ive had a complex since i was little about thinking im somehow special and better than everybody, kinda as an exuse for being different, and strengthened by my parents, cuz when i was teased a lot when i was little my ( Read more... )

im a little worried. i was sitting outside of voodoo tattoo listening to spaz talk to people on the phone about booking and mixing and all this shit, and it really made me a little upset to remember that im not involved in the music scene. i mean, everyone tells me that im better than everyone else, so why arent i ripping houston a new asshole? i ( Read more... )

thats right bitches.
i've been wanting to do this for so long, and i must say i impressed myself. for pics go to www.photobucket.com, my username is portapothead and my password is peanutbutter.