Can you explain me tin foil and wood pipe and menageries of bottles on the mantle place ( Read more... )

the modern day over sexed feminist hypocrisy from the perspective of a drama-queen-emo-boy #13
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the constellations are her skid marks

poorly drawn connect the dots, her kindergarten mistakes

little dip her, big dip her, secret kisses under "Oh Ryan's" belt

we gave them names and treasons because it makes life more meaningful

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she smiled at me today ( Read more... )

Life is kind of like using complex variables in an attempt to hide the most basic, most simple answers
for example
"will Barack Obama or John McCain win the 2008 election"
correct answer
"only time will tell"
answer we give ourselves
"if John McCain wins, I'm moving to Canada"
when, moving to Canada's probably a bad idea anyways
I mean, if there was a ( Read more... )

Keith Olbermann is my hero

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L25jjSyiyks

SOMETHING ELSE to point out
Barack Obama's sexy sexy dance moves

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsWpvkLCvu4

woke up from the dream as if it was a nightmare ( Read more... )

the Ferryman ( Read more... )

(There's probably a reason that most America suburban towns don't have a Tourist Guide ( Read more... )

777,777,777 East Ave ( Read more... )

*Ligament, Engagement, and Kiss all Start with the Letter X ( Read more... )