Do not discuss your significant other's body hair, or lack thereof, location, density or where it leads. Ever. Your co-workers appreciate your discretion. Especially first thing in the morning.

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And in turn nabbed from conspiratorsb

"These are the top 106 books most often marked as "unread" by LibraryThing’s users. As in, they sit on the shelf to make you look smart or well-rounded. Bold the ones you've read, underline the ones you read for school, italicize the ones you started but didn't finish."

Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell
Anna Karenina
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From my mom:

"Never wear shorts while playing an accordion."
(She knows this from personal experience, therefore it is wise to follow this bit of advice.)

It's strange to have a creation out there.
A deeply mutilated version of yourself-
running loose and screwing everything up.
I wonder if this is how parents feel.

Dexter

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1. Pick up the nearest book.
2. Open to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences.

She perceived that she, too, was being studied, and that made her endeavor to remedy the defects her education had encouraged. Was not this her first homage to love, and a bitter reproach to herself? She was idolised.

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Little girls, this seems to say
Never stop upon the way
Never trust a stranger friend
No one knows where it may end
As you're pretty, so be wise
Wolves may lurk in every guise
Now as then 'tis simple truth
Sweetest tongue has sharpest tooth!

Anyone care to write a story or piece of art to go with this passage? It would be lovely!

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Got to love the pranks. Find the one with the skiing sauna pranks. I laughed until I cried with the old man bites tenderly. *hork*

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