Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.

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Dad: And how was Tae Kwon Do today ( Read more... )

"Re: Hi

Vragra for less!!!!

wear him down, not get touched. I knew I could do it-and I moved as
felt perspiration bursting from my pores. The momentary glance must
clothing and, with the exception of heroically-bearded Floyd, diple"

I was wondering what she'd been up to.

Dragging out those pants - the ones that didn't even fit when you were sucking in three weeks ago -
and finding that not only do they fit when you suck in,

but also when you purposefully expand.

Thank you www.thecaloriecounter.com

Thank you.

As the sun disappears over the hill, Nadia rushes to the balcony after holding her breath for eight hours so as to leave everything where she found it between 9am and now ( Read more... )

...is officially the sweat of a used 94 volvo stationwagon with tan leather interior and a killer sound-system ( Read more... )

EXCELLENT INCOME OPPORTUNITY!!!... EXTREMELY HIGH FEET ARCHES WANTED ( Read more... )

You know that song Short Skirt/Long Jacket by Cake?

That's me in a nutshell.

onepintofiris (7:18:31 PM): I'm beginning to think I just dislike people ( Read more... )

( this is long and sentimental. consider yourself warned )