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Jan 17, 2011 17:37

Repeated failure to establish communication with the Silph Corporation. However, have considered alternate means of return to Kanto a possibility ( Read more... )

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betterthanawiki January 18 2011, 06:07:28 UTC
I'm quite sure there's nothing to apologize for. In light of the events of the past month or two, I would say that laying low was for the best.

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porygonal January 18 2011, 06:40:51 UTC
Yes. This was an ulterior motive to residing within cyberspace.

I rendered a human form under the... incorrect assumption that it would facilitate ease and communication with other humans. I am aware that humans also harbour mistrust and oppression towards those it does not recognize as its peers.

It is uncomfortable.

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betterthanawiki January 18 2011, 08:42:18 UTC
Of course it is, poor creature. Things won't always be as bad as they've been recently, but humans fear that which is different, and despite our best efforts, we will always be different.

Perhaps that fear is not entirely unjustified, either. In many ways, you and I are quite threatening to the average human.

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porygonal January 18 2011, 10:27:31 UTC
It is true that such circumstances are inevitable in co-habitation with a dominant organic lifeform. I acknowledge that an absence of a genuine organic perspective removes additional Pokemon lifeforms from my peer group.

I wish alternative means were available.

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feelings_of January 19 2011, 01:23:39 UTC
Gosh, you say a lot of BIG and CONFUSING WORDS, Ms. Porygon. I hope it all means YOU'RE DOING ALL RIGHT!!

YOU'RE going to take care of our COMPUTER NETWORKS?? YAY!! THANK YOU for making it SAFE and SOUND, MS. PORYGON!!

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porygonal January 19 2011, 06:45:47 UTC
You are... welcome. I am functioning adequately. I am contented by current levels of productivity.

User ID, Mesprit. Is this correct?

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feelings_of January 19 2011, 08:18:10 UTC
That's ME!! Hehe!!

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animu_nerd January 19 2011, 11:53:49 UTC
Thanks once again for all your help, Z. You've been an indispensable aid.

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porygonal January 20 2011, 05:54:23 UTC
You are welcome.

Otacon, I would like to voice concern. I believe the excessive consumption of your animated programs have begun to affect your work habits. You are becoming distracted.

In light of these circumstances, I must inquire if you are experiencing any difficulties from an external source.

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animu_nerd January 20 2011, 12:18:15 UTC
H-hey no no no I just like watching a lot of anime...that's all.

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porygonal January 20 2011, 12:22:08 UTC
Yes. This is evident.

However, average viewing hours have increased exponentially since the holiday season. Therefore, I am concerned for your long term work performance.

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badasscopters January 20 2011, 21:41:35 UTC
[... PARDON ME WHILE I SCREAM INSIDE LIKE A DUMB ROBOPHOBIC BITCH]

The school network's under your control.

Are... you kidding.

Also interfacing? What's that supposed to be, robot sex or somethin'? [Squick material to the extreme.]

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porygonal January 20 2011, 21:44:32 UTC
It was not my intention to be humourous.

That is inaccurate. I am unable to experience gratification from sexual intercourse.

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badasscopters January 20 2011, 21:55:23 UTC
You say you ain't compromising privacy, but how do you think you can do that when you... you kinda...

When you're you?

[Well, now he knows that he's putting his gay porn personal files on an external HD. Time to invest.]

... Good to know. I guess.

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porygonal January 20 2011, 22:02:52 UTC
...

Please... elaborate.

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