ladies and gentlemen

[poseurpriya]

yes, i finally started college. and i haven't switched over like i thought i would. i'm retarded. i want to leave my online journal URL here, in case you care

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[dorkrock240]

You have friended me, so I'd like very much to know who you are.
So...
Who are you?
love,
caroline.

wow, that was immediate

[poseurpriya]

i stumbled upon your journal like this:

i have a friend named jordan whose username is jadedjordan, and she's livejournal-buddies with ryan, aka face99. you were on his friends-page and i thought you were just hilarious and awesome. i hope i don't sound way creepy: i'm just being friendly. really.

and as for generics, i'm an 18 year old girl and i go to the university of houston.

much love,
-priya

ps. i guess this is weird, but i hope you don't mind.

Re: wow, that was immediate

[dorkrock240]

I don't actually know this Ryan person, we just apparently go to the same school.
I'm glad I can entertain, although I don't usually have livejournal friends that I don't know.
I guess it doesn't matter since all of my posts are public anyway.
Whatevs.
love,
caroline.

[lushiousliz]

priya sucks.

[poseurpriya]

liz has a giant butthole.

[lushiousliz]

its name is priya

[poseurpriya]

hahahahaha. can't argue with that.

[anonymous]

hey priya
my phone just died.

this was the only way i knew how to reach you. that was a pretty perfect way too end a conversation though "I just had a conversation with your penis"